What is Endometriosis
Endometriosis is a common medical condition where the tissue lining the uterus (the endometrium, from endo, "inside", and metra, "womb") is found outside of the uterus, typically a...
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Friday November 27, 2009
Funny Stories
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Ok.. tonight you are not going to hear me ramble on about my infertility issues, the fact that I am in my 2WW.. none of that! That is right ladies, tonight I am here purely for your entertainment. Please ladies, feel free to laugh at my expense because it is funny!
Ok - I must preface the story. Yesterday I mentioned that my DH and I went shopping. We went to my favo...
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Today my husband can barely walk.. I know I shouldn't be laughing at his expense, but I just can't help it.. Here is the story!
Jeff didn't have to work on Good Friday, but I did. It was completely dead at work, I guess everyone was gone for Spring Break and the Easter holiday. I worked until at 4:30 and decided I had enough. I called my DH and said I felt like doing ...1 Recommendation19 Comments -
Shit! Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya.1 Recommendation6 Comments -
I love her, but right now.... GRRR..
It's been several, several years since I've been able to fall asleep before midnight. I'm talking at least 2-3 years, NO LIE. Of course, when I was sick..
Well, this after noon, I decided to drug myself up, with Tylonal PM as my choice of drugs, and accordingly, but it worked. I was tired enough to lay myself down in the bed for the rest of the night...2 Recommendations2 Comments -
So - I am sure you will all remember the rollerskating story and how my DH hurt his knee! Well, now it is my turn and it isn't nearly as funny! My DH and I started a program 4 weeks ago to train for a 5K run. In this program you start week one run for 30 seconds , walk for 4 minutes - do that 10 times. You gradually move up the running and do less walking. It sou...1 Recommendation11 Comments
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So check out the T-shirt I purchased tonight.. I am totally wearing this when I go for my transfer - I know my doctor will crack up..
I think I will wear it to announce to my family that I am finally pregnant!
As you can tell, I have calmed down! I went and met with my infertility group today, there is a local group I meet with. I met a girl in my doctor's waiting room about ...1 Recommendation12 Comments -
Litterbox
Make sure you buy BRAND NEW ITEMS!
Recipe:
1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls®
1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper
Prepare cake mixes an...2 Recommendations1 Comment -
OMG! I have a possum who wants to eat the cat food. So, I go to the door to check on the cat and BOTH the cat and the possum are on the steps together! The cat wouldn’t come in and the possum tried to come in. Then Madison ran out the door!! So there are the 4 of us outside: Turkey, Madison, the possum and me!! Too funny!1 Recommendation7 Comments
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It finally stopped! It's been going on since July when I had my second relapse of the summer - and making me nuts!!! I've been on 2 rounds of AB and nothing has helped.
Last night (I know this sounds silly, but hey) my fat kittie slept wrapped around my head. She hasn't done this in months. About 4:30 am, there were two pops so loud that it woke me up and yucky stuff drained out of my ...1 Recommendation2 Comments -
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to sh ut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm...1 Recommendation3 Comments
