What is Eating-Disorders
An eating disorder is a compulsion in which the main problem is a person eats in a way which disturbs their physical health. The eating may be too excessive (compulsive over-eating...
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Tuesday December 1, 2009
Funny Stories
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***I wrote this this morning. Not feeling well now but this stood on its own... enjoy....
I’m sitting here at the tire place. My brand new front tires went bald in only six months and 7,000 miles of driving. So I brought them back. I was expecting to get the runaround. Because first of all this is New Jersey and everybody is trying to screw you basically a...
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Oh my! What a wonderful time Dan had yesterday. He and his friends headed off to the cinema, smiling ear to ear with a bag full of sweets with no additives (I'm not completely stupid lol). They arrived back for lunch, and Dan shut the door on Ben for a laugh. Ben just kept on running ........ through the pane of glass! Wow! What a noise! Dan's friends just froze. No one inside was injured...1 Recommendation9 Comments
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Where Is the BC Located?
A minister’s widow, who was old-fashioned, was going camping for a week in California. She was nervous about the bathroom facilities and decided to write a letter to the campground owner. But as she was writing, she couldn't bring herself to write toilet. After much thought, the widow settled on bathroom commode, but when she wrote the word, it still sounded too ...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
THINKING WOMAN
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
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An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greet...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
This was actually reported by a teacher.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following: we always used to spend the holidays with grandma and grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but grandpa got retarted and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. Th...2 Recommendations19 Comments -
Whilst i was feeling suicidal today i randomely remembered something that happened to me when i tried to commit suicide last time.
It was a saturday about 3 weeks ago i think. I was feeling extremely depressed. I was sitting on the computer trying deperately to hold on when my dad came in and got mad at me for sitting at the computer too long and broke it.
It was the push i needed. I ran upstairs ...2 Recommendations9 Comments -
Yep, it's Wednesday and I think LISA knows me better than I do. Good observation LISA! No, I am not upset, thanks for asking because your right, I seem to do that and this time I did not let it happen cuz I ate bad. I really did not eat bad but if I have things other than what I think is healthy it gets to me and I do get off track.
Yesterday was a good day other than work be...1 Recommendation8 Comments -
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
I am going to remember this always. That
should scare the hell out of those who would do me harm:)
I'm not going to worry about where I am or what I'm doing - if I feel in danger - I'm running and screaming in circles, arms waving wildly overhead - with no explanation.
At the very least this should confuse the ne...1 Recommendation11 Comments -
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
~Bernard Bailey
This one put a smile on my face this morning. Happy Monday!
Doug
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