What is Diverticulitis
Diverticulitis is a common disease of the bowel, in particular the large intestine. Diverticulitis develops from diverticulosis, which involves the formation of pouches (diverticul...
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Sunday November 29, 2009
Funny Stories
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"it" was here waiting for the AC guy to come repair the Heat Pump. Guess he got a little pissed because I went to a movie the other day by myself and to get revenge, he decided to leave and "run errands". I asked the MCF (Raven will know) where he was going. it told me he was going to run errands. I asked where, he hedged. I finally got him to tel...
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Make sure you buy BRAND NEW ITEMS!
Recipe:
1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls®
1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper
Prepare cake mixes an...2 Recommendations1 Comment -
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.1 Recommendation2 Comments
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A Dieter's Christmas
T'was the night before Christmas
And all round my hips
Where Fannis May Candies
That sneaked past my lips.
Fudge brownies were stored
In the freezer with care
In hopes that my thighs
Would forget they were there.
While I in my girdle
And you in chin straps
Had just settled down
To sugar-born naps.
When out in the pantry
There arose such a clatter
I sprang fr...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Whe...1 Recommendation1 Comment -
I went this morning and watched my nephew and then my neice play thier basketball games.It is fun to watch kids that forget to dribble and just take off running down the court then stop and dribble and shoot.The two teams that they are on are for 7 through 10 years old and they have girls and boys mixed playing just like they were on the playgrounds at school.After all the games were over they wo...1 Recommendation2 Comments
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Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "oh, thats easy. It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together and eats turkey."
"Wrong" says St. Peter. He turns to the second blonde a...1 Recommendation1 Comment -
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, &...1 Recommendation1 Comment -
A friend is one who thinks you're a good egg - even thought you might be slightly cracked or maybe even a little scrambled.1 Recommendation1 Comment
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Our family is in the middle of a short staycation, doing things we can do on day trips to save money. Yesterday we traveled up to the Olympic Game Farm and fed some yak, bears, horses, peacocks, deer, elk.
The Yak are the funniest.... when you give them the food they often belch. And the horses would become your best friend once they see the treats, sticking their heads in the car windows.
Here is ...1 Recommendation4 Comments
