What is Diets-Weight-Maintenance
Dieting is the practice of eating (and drinking) in a regulated fashion to achieve a particular, short term objective. There are many, many kinds of diets which fall into several d...
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Friday November 27, 2009
Funny Stories
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THINKING WOMAN
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
“Reading a b...
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An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greet...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
This was actually reported by a teacher.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following: we always used to spend the holidays with grandma and grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but grandpa got retarted and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. Th...2 Recommendations19 Comments -
i am sooo congested, so i took the dm "non drowsy" and it knocked me out completely and now i am all out of it and i have THINGS i have to do! i think the bottles were switched because i took dm up north yesterday and nothing happened??? i'm also taking coldese tabs...its very hard to get anything real done all groggy and makes me want to just put on a bathing suit go do...1 Recommendation17 Comments
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Getting dogged: When your pet cheats on you Some cats and dogs ditch their owners for someone they like betterPhyllis DeGioia didn’t mean to become the other woman.
It started innocently, with a kind gesture. The Madison, Wis., woman offered to care for a friend's cat for nine months while the owner, Shalaby, was out of the country. DeGioia had every intention of returning t...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
ten reasons why I think I just don’t float my gentleman’s boat
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 |
by: MDens1971
This is my list of ten reasons why I think I just don’t float my gentleman’s boat. I have notice apathy since he left for Christmas and now I’m interpreting that as something more. On a scale of 1 : 10 , if I were rating my importance in his life I think I would get about a 2.
1) I told him I miss him over the phone and he grunted
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Everytime I hear the term “fish in the sea” I laugh inside because I envision my town as a puddle. I see the fish flopping around in a shallow puddle. This is a description of my puddle. It is beautiful. There are four rivers that meet up in the “downtown” area. In the summer time float planes launch from one of the rivers. In the winter people drive up and down tha...1 Recommendation10 Comments
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When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
I am going to remember this always. That
should scare the hell out of those who would do me harm:)
I'm not going to worry about where I am or what I'm doing - if I feel in danger - I'm running and screaming in circles, arms waving wildly overhead - with no explanation.
At the very least this should confuse the ne...1 Recommendation11 Comments -
Until Christmas time of last year I still considered exfiance the great love of my life and was so mournful.
Now I am incredibly indifferent. When he talks to me if it isn't about our house or other financial matters I am only half listening.
He has been wanting a new job for weeks and talking about it. I hear "blah blah bla yada"
Just now he texted me "I got it!"
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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
~Bernard Bailey
This one put a smile on my face this morning. Happy Monday!
Doug
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