What is Diabetes-Type-1
Type 1 diabetes (formerly known as "childhood" or "juvenile" diabetes or "insulin dependent" diabetes) is most commonly diagnosed in children and adolescents. The adult incidence o...
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Tuesday November 24, 2009
Funny Stories
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After living on an island at latitude 29 for 28 years, you’d think that I’d have more respect for heavy winds. You’d be wrong.
Knowing that bad weather was coming Karen and Stacy drove all the livestock inside last night because Karen had to go see clients today and Stacy had to fill in for another deputy. Lisa and I were alone when we heard a loud crash and cattle mooing...
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I have discovered the purpose of long tails on horses and cattle. It is so they may express extreme displeasure to receiving vaccinations or antibiotics.
2nd discovery: animal syringes are utterly unlike my diabetic syringes. They hurt when the horse jumps and I accidentally jab my hand instead.
3rd discovery: shake hand in pain AFTER syringe is removed. It bleeds less.
4th discovery: if you scream...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
Well the pony might be going!! My husband had some runner bean plants given so decided he would have a little vegetable corner, he isnt a gardener at all, he hates it!! He fenced a little bit of Ruperts paddock off and put in the beans, some potatoes and 4 cabbages,the beans have been doing great and were about 6 inches high and the potatoes were coming through,he went out this morning to f...1 Recommendation4 Comments
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I went to the supermarket today and was quietly getting my shopping, when the lights went out!! Why did lots of people start screaming!! It wasnt dark, but they left their shopping and ran out of the shop, of course that started everyone else off so there was a stampede (that word doesnt look right) Of course if you were still in the shop and got to the check out no-one could calculate your shopp...1 Recommendation3 Comments
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A Sense of Humor
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived.
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and
Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said,
"Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you.
We have heard a lot about you.
I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we h...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
Hi all,
Yesterday it was docs again with Mum to have blood test done to see if she can have the osteoporosis treatment, we go back again on Thursday for the result. I expect theres more than 1 treatment so hopefully she will get something. Then she wanted taking to the bank, so got that done.
Next job was taking my blindfriend and Inca to the library for her audio books,Inca has just started comin...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
I made the goal then promptly swore.......this......will be hard. haha1 Recommendation11 Comments
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I saw a guy the others day and I said nick jonas he laughed and said no but if u want me to be nick jonas I can then I told him he was cute he laughed again and said what ever I'm not cute or even close to cute I told him ok if u say so. I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!!!1 Recommendation2 Comments
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After several months of not being understood, I have found out why. Its because I don't even understand myself, therefore how can anyone else even try. But I find great peace and rest in knowing that God understands me. Wheew! I'm glad about that one.
In Christ,
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