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Friday November 27, 2009

Funny Stories

  • "Goin' Hiking"!

    Monday, March 17, 2008

    4 Recommendations

    15 Comments

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    Ok this journal may not be for everyone, but I just have to write about it, so here we go...
    Fun with Femine Hygiene
    I went to our house in Rock Hill this past weekend and because my husband wasn't expecting me I went by the grocery store to grab something for dinner.  I didn't know what he had to eat at the house, so I was going to call him when I got into the store.  ...


    4 Recommendations

    25 Comments

  • Easter Cats...er...Bunnies...

    Sunday, March 23, 2008

     Easter Cats
    So, I have this really gorgeous flame point himalayan (that would be a cat for those of you who are not ailurophiles, aka cat lovers) and I had this great (ok, stupid) idea to dress him up as an Easter Bunny to take a picture and post on here for all my DS friends.  I mean what could be cuter than a cat dressed up as a bunny?  hmmm, the first thing that comes to mind wo...

    5 Recommendations

    26 Comments

  • ANOTHER DAY OF DIETING

    Sunday, April 20, 2008 | A Funny story

    Well... Once again I am catching my self overdoing the exercises a bit. I'm not too worried. It may actually be time for me to add reps anyway. I finally finished my exercises. This time it took almost 2 hours. I would have been done earlier, but my mom phoned and chatted for 15 minutes. I find it funny that at over 65 years old, she still feels the need to give me exercising advice about rep...

    2 Recommendations

    22 Comments

  • Battling The Bra

    Saturday, May 3, 2008 | A Funny story


    Battling The Bra
    Why is it that womens undergarments are so much more uncomfortable then mens? It is obvious to me that the 'men' who design them must hate women. There can be no other explanation, especially regarding the concept and design of the various forms of confining womens undergarments that have been popular over the last several centuries. From corsets to girdles to the modern b...

    1 Recommendation

    21 Comments

  • How to move with 24 cats!

    Tuesday, May 6, 2008 | A Funny story

    How to Move when you have 24 cats...
    1.  get a box
    2.  open a closet or drawer
    3.  remove cat from box
    4.  remove cat from closet or drawer
    5.  place items in closet or drawer on the head of cat in box
    6.  dig down into box and remove cat
    7.  close lid of box
    8.  hear meows emanating from box
    9.  open box and remove cat
    10.  close box really fast
    1...










    1 Recommendation

    18 Comments

  • MY APOLOGY

    Wednesday, May 7, 2008 | A Funny story

    1 Recommendation

    20 Comments

  • About the clowns...

    Monday, May 12, 2008 | A Funny story

     
    Ok... I admit it... CLOWNS CREEP ME OUT!!!! I hate clowns and always will... Just kidding!
    Seriously tho... Aside from a very soar throat and slight fever... I am feeling slightly better today... Not quite completely better, but well enough that I thought I might try to post a discussion thread that possibly some might find funny. I am still stuck in my room with my cats and my computer. I t...

    1 Recommendation

    17 Comments

  • I have a secret

    Thursday, July 3, 2008 | A Funny story

    There is something I have just started doing. I am proud of myself in many ways for doing it but oddly also sort of embarrassed to tell people. Ok, so here it is. I have just started taking bellydancnig lessons. Feel free to laugh because watching me try to do the moves is truly quite funny! I was scared shitless to go the first night, but i went. It is something completely outside of my comfort ...

    3 Recommendations

    16 Comments

  • Retarded Grandparents

    Saturday, August 9, 2008

    This was actually reported by a teacher.
    After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
    One child wrote the following: we always used to spend the holidays with grandma and grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but grandpa got retarted and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. Th...

    2 Recommendations

    19 Comments


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