Depression Support Group

You are absolutely right Bob! i am gonna try my ass off, oh wait I have no ass, just ask my wife she will tell you :)

Well, your post inspired me to smile!!! So I'm well on my way!!! I'm going to wring all the laughs out of this day that I can!!!

Yeah, you have a good idea there. Just for today I am going to forget about my problems and my worries and just go out for a walk in the sunlight. I'll bargain with myself that I can re-visit my issues again tomorrow ..... but for now, I need a day off ...... a day of fun. (even if it kills me ...... only kidding).

Fall is Fell,and the sun is shining! Go for it!

so far so good............whooop whooop!

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Two college students, Jim and Johnny, are visiting Fort Lauderdale at spring break. Jim notices the other with females hanging on his every word hugging and carressing him, and he is puzzled.

That night as they bed down under the dock, he says, Hey, what is it with you, anyway? You got women all over you!

The other whispers, Ill tell you my secret. Slip a potato into your pants. They cannot resist you.

So the next day, Jim appears suitable adorned, and again has no luck. That night, he accosts Johnny.

Hey man, I did what you said. I put in the potato and they still wont come near me!

Well, maybe theres something wrong. Let me take a look… Oh, No! Man, the potato goes in the front, man, in the front.

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

that one actually made me laugh out loud!

i cant get the potato visual outta my head!

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Three mice are getting smashed at a bar. The first mouse says, "Man, when I get home, I'm going to take that cheese right out of that stupid trap and eat it on the dining room table."
The second mouse says, "Well, when I get home I'm going to take that rat poison, put it in some milk, and drink it down."
The third mouse gets up to leave, and the others laugh. "Where do you think you're going?" They say.
The third mouse says, "I'm going home to fuck the cat"