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Wednesday November 25, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Funny.

    Friday, March 7, 2008 | A Funny story

    Lmao when you look at my journals on the right with the smilies...
    It looks like i'm bipolar lol.
    Just noticed that.
    Its like Excellent, Horible, Happy, Bad, Excellent, Happy, Horrible.
    lol Oh wow.

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  • LADIES NIGHT, BOYS NIGHT

    Wednesday, August 6, 2008 | A Funny story

       WELL LAST NIGHT ONE OF MY FRIENDS HAD LADIES NIGHT AT HER HOUSE AND THEY WERE ABOUT 10 OF US, WE ALL BROUGHT SOMETHING TO SHARE, AND PUT THE RECIPES NEXT TO IT FOR EVERYONE TO TAKE.  I MADE DIRT, IN A FLOWER POT AND PUT SOME FLOWERS IN IT, THEN YOU SERVE IT WITH A  TROWEL,  I WON A PRIZE FOR THE MOST PRETTIEST DESSERT...MY GIRLFRIEND COULDNT BELIEVE YOU COULD EAT IT, B...

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  • MY PRECIOUS PLANT

    Saturday, September 13, 2008 | A Funny story

      WELL I BOUGHT THIS PLANT FROM THE INTERNET MAIL ORDER HOUSE, ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A 3FT TALL WHITE FLOWERING BUSH, SO I GOT IT ABOUT THE END OF JUN, AND I PLANTED IT, I MADE SURE IT HAD THE BEST SOIL,  I BABIED IT AND MADE SURE IT HAD ENOUGH SUN, AND KEPT THE BUGS OFF IT, AND IT GREW...IT WAS GETTING TALLER AND TALLER, SO I TOOK CARE OF IT LIKE A BABY, ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR THE FLOWERS.....

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  • A NEW ME!

    Thursday, September 25, 2008 | A Funny story

     WELL I GOT A NEW ATTITUDE TODAY, I GOT TIRED OF THE OLD STREAKED BLONDE HAIR, THEY DO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN AND GET INTO WAY TO MUCH TROUBLE, SO I BOUGHT A NEW HAIR DYE AND DYED MY HAIR DEEP AUBURN BRWN, NOW THE CURTAINS MATCH THE FLOOR AGAIN. WELL NOT REALLY, THE FLOOR  IS BARE..HEHEHEHHEHHE
    I FEEL BETTER, I HAVE LOST 25 POUNDS SO FAR, AND MY CLOTHES ARE LOOSE, AND SO IS THE BRA....BUT, I ...

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  • THE PHANTOM GHOST HAS BEGUN!

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 | A Funny story

       WELL I HAVE STARTED MY PHANTOM GHOST AGAIN, ITS FUNNY CUZ AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD XMAS PARTY, EVERYONE TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHO IT IS..BUT I'LL NEVER TELL, ITS JUST A FUN THING I'VE DONE FOR A FEW YRS.  WE USED TO HAVE THE HALLOWEEN PARTY, BUT THE BOYS GOT TOO BIG FOR THAT AND DIDNT WANT THAT ANYMORE, SO THIS IS WHAT I FOUND....
    I FILL HALLOWEEN BAGS WITH HOLIDAY ITEMS, IF THE...

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  • THE GHOST ARE SWOOPING

    Thursday, October 2, 2008 | A Funny story

     WELL LAST NIGHT, TYLER WENT TO THE HOUSES AT 9PM, DROPPED OFF THE BAGS AND RANG THE DOOR BELL AND RAN...., AM I TEACHING HIM BAD HABITS....EHHEHEHEHH
    ANYWAY, THE ONE GIRL, KEPT SAYING, OH MY GOD ...KIDS COME LOOK....A GHOST CAME!!!
    THE SECOND HOUSE...WAS FUNNY, SHE CAME OUT, SAW THE BAG AND TURNED ON ALL THE OUTSIDE LIGHTS, AND EVEN GOT A FLASHLIGHT TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS AROUND...WE WERE IN TH...

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  • Whilst i was feeling suicidal today i randomely remembered something that happened to me when i tried to commit suicide last time.
    It was a saturday about 3 weeks ago i think. I was feeling extremely depressed. I was sitting on the computer trying deperately to hold on when my dad came in and got mad at me for sitting at the computer too long and broke it.
    It was the push i needed. I ran upstairs ...

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  • greece?

    Wednesday, November 5, 2008 | A Funny story

      wow who's sending me to greece?
    who do i get to go with, and at what fabulous hotel do i get to stay?
    who started this?....i can only wish....oh well gotta run errands...
    feeling very stumbly....is that a word?
    i need to eat and go take some more med, i do have a bladder infection....so new antibiotics...my problem is i cant really feel the bladder, and so i cant empty it..dr says we'l...



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  • Affirmation for July 20, 2009: Bernard Bailey

    Monday, July 20, 2009 | A Funny story

    When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
    ~Bernard Bailey
    This one put a smile on my face this morning. Happy Monday!
    Doug
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    4 Recommendations

    10 Comments

  • Affirmation for October 9, 2009: Andy Rooney

    Friday, October 9, 2009 | A Funny story

    Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. 
    ~Andy Rooney US news commentator (1919 - )
    Hope you're having a great Friday!
    Doug
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    2 Recommendations

    6 Comments


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