What is Deep-Vein-Thrombosis-DVT
Deep-vein thrombosis, also known as deep-venous thrombosis or DVT, is the formation of a blood clot ("thrombus") in a deep vein. It commonly affects the leg veins, such as the femo...
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Friday November 27, 2009
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I never knew laundry had a life of its own but mine seems to be multipling......do socks have baby socks cause i found one..there hasnt been a baby here in months.....i think the blankets tried to get me earlier..i found my feet tangled in them like the blankets where slowly climbing up my leg..I think i am scared
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Okay, so I've been going through this crisis of feeling like I'm going to lose the last few years I have to look physically good, and I'm really self-conscious about how my husband is going to feel about me. He had told me before that my legs were the first thing that he noticed about me, so while I'm not sure that they're actually particularly good-looking, they were at least...1 Recommendation3 Comments
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My Overies Hate me, but they love x-mas!
Why is it that, every x-mas I get my period...
How the hell do my overies know its x-mas???
Why is it that, my period is completely sparatic ( while not on birth control ) yet every year my overies know when x-mas is...
If my period doesnt feel like showing up every month, it doesn't ...but it never misses x-mas!
What selfish overies I have...
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I don't even want know where they came up with that awful tasting stuff they expect you to drink 10 gallons of before a conoloscopy, OH and by the time your only 2 glasses down your sitting on the pot and I swear to the Good Lord your going twice as much as your drinking in. Yea and then they expecet you to drink it all. Blah Nasty Nasty Nasty. Oh yea and of course you can't have anything...1 Recommendation1 Comment
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When I woke up this mornng Daniel Merryweather's "You took something good, and painted it red"was playing.
How ironic: why can't I havebKC and the sunshine band or something --- when it feels like someone is sitting on my chest..
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This is really cute -- tell the puppy to sneeze and see what he does! You will
love it!!
Type in a command and see what happens... sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead, etc., and it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized!!!
Make sure you type in 'Kiss' too, but do...1 Recommendation1 Comment -
Subject: Waking Up...
The guy on the far right is way too cute to be a doctor....
These singers are all Anesthesiologists in Minnesota and they can really sing. They are also rather amusing. Here they sing "Waking up is hard to do."
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Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
Wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
Heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
Testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don...1 Recommendation1 Comment -
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the tick...1 Recommendation2 Comments -
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three
more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a
time."...1 Recommendation3 Comments
