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Crohn's disease is a systemic inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) of unknown cause, that results in chronic inflammation of the intestinal tract. It can affect the entire gastrointest...

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    Ok this journal may not be for everyone, but I just have to write about it, so here we go...
    Fun with Femine Hygiene
    I went to our house in Rock Hill this past weekend and because my husband wasn't expecting me I went by the grocery store to grab something for dinner.  I didn't know what he had to eat at the house, so I was going to call him when I got into the store.  ...


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  • A MEETING WITH JESS AND ARNIE......LOL

    Wednesday, March 19, 2008 | A Funny story

    I cant believe that I have actually played host to TWO greyhounds here tonight - when Daisy is coming tomorrow.
    The greyhound I fell in love with last month, which gave rise to my having Daisy, had a friend staying - ARNIE!.....who was absolutely huge.  Her owner brought them both!   The meeting I have monthly at my house, to do with some work I do, is very informal, about eight of ...

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  • Easter Cats...er...Bunnies...

    Sunday, March 23, 2008

     Easter Cats
    So, I have this really gorgeous flame point himalayan (that would be a cat for those of you who are not ailurophiles, aka cat lovers) and I had this great (ok, stupid) idea to dress him up as an Easter Bunny to take a picture and post on here for all my DS friends.  I mean what could be cuter than a cat dressed up as a bunny?  hmmm, the first thing that comes to mind wo...

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  • How to move with 24 cats!

    Tuesday, May 6, 2008 | A Funny story

    How to Move when you have 24 cats...
    1.  get a box
    2.  open a closet or drawer
    3.  remove cat from box
    4.  remove cat from closet or drawer
    5.  place items in closet or drawer on the head of cat in box
    6.  dig down into box and remove cat
    7.  close lid of box
    8.  hear meows emanating from box
    9.  open box and remove cat
    10.  close box really fast
    1...










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  • Stupid Things I Have Done Since I Have Become A Cat Slave...
    Too bad the emoticon can't be blonde!  LOL!  This subject comes about because I have just taken Bussey to the vet and spent $150 to have a pimple popped on her face...how sad is that??
    I was talking to one of my friends earlier tonight about the silly things we do for our cats (no, Testycatlady, it wasn't you because YOU...

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  • Found a great blog

    Saturday, August 16, 2008 | A Funny story

    I confess, I'm a bit technologically challenged.....  but I stumbled on a blog- and it's great.  The writer is a young (mid 20's) Chroney- and boy is she intelligent.  Great humor, very candid.  I identified with so much of what she writes: from adapting and living with a chronic disease to pain issues, etc.- and she had almost the exact surgery I'm contemplati...

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  • Journal Entry for March 13, 2009

    Friday, March 13, 2009 | A Funny story

      Okay I have to share this story will you all. I still crack up laughing about it.
    Okay so my g/f and I go to Target and I had to go to the restroom. So as I go into the restroom and choose my stall, there is a woman in the one next to me(no biggy right) After the surgery I still am learning how to pee out of my ostomy bag. I decided easiest for that day was to stand like a man facing the to...

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  • Easter fiasco...

    Saturday, April 11, 2009 | A Funny story

    Easter Fiasco!!
    As we all know, Easter is tomorrow.  Well, the Easter Bunny decided to pay a visit to me in the form of a young girl delivering easter eggs.  She was dressed up as a bunny and was cute as a button, at least for the first 5 minutes she was here.
    As usual my 20 cats scattered when the doorbell rang, but it didn't take long before the sight of that cottony fluffy bunny ta...

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  • Staycation.... Yak feeding and all.

    Thursday, August 13, 2009 | A Funny story

    Our family is in the middle of a short staycation, doing things we can do on day trips to save money. Yesterday we traveled up to the Olympic Game Farm and fed some yak, bears, horses, peacocks, deer, elk.
    The Yak are the funniest.... when you give them the food they often belch. And the horses would become your best friend once they see the treats, sticking their heads in the car windows.
    Here is ...

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  • Halloween funnies....

    Saturday, October 31, 2009 | A Funny story

    Just a few funnies that came from Ruster's.  I thought they were worth sharing for Halloween.  Thanks Rusters!
    Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
    Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.
    Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
    Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the...



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