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Friday November 27, 2009
Funny Stories
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i just got my new laptop today..and have already learned some new things not to do with it on..hehe..one...if you have one like i do..the cam comes on even if you are not in IM...so never ever..pull your shirt up because you are hot..and stuff like that...i think a friend of mine come online when i was doing that and i didnt even remember the cam was on...ggrr..she might not talk to me anymore..t...
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that's all i want. i want a shot at it, no blame, no nothing, just a shot at it. anyway, yeah, another odd day. went to a baseball game, which was pretty cool, it was me and my mom and her boyfriend and my uncle. it was pretty fun. but tonight, i feel strange, in a way where i want to kill myself. hmm. nothing makes any sense. just mor...1 Recommendation2 Comments
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The Wedding of the Wongs
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's...1 Recommendation3 Comments -
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spid...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
All religions are the same: basically guilt, with different holidays!1 Recommendation3 Comments -
Funny as in odd. I was short today. My case manager gave her company two hours notice that she was leaving the job for good. So, they sent someone else.I am 5'8'' and he is 6'6".Everytime I talked to him my eyes met his chest and I realized I had to keep cricking my neck to look up at him. NOW, I KNOW what my short friends feel like around me. He really was tall! (and not too...1 Recommendation4 Comments
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Just now Butters and I were down at our neighbor Debbie's apartment, she owns a chow mix who is Butters best buddy, anyways he has been dealing with a sore paw so was letting Butters get away with all sorts of stuff he normally would not have, anyways she found his flossie chew on my friends bed and brings it out to the livingroom, Debbie took it away from her and gave it back to Ozzy, ...1 Recommendation2 Comments -
My biological mother succumbs to a pneumonia recently and out of respect, I overcame my fear and flew down there on a dinky 57 seats propeller. After three hours of horrendous ordeals (bratty kids, awful seat, etc) and an hour of delay over in St. Louis (they got a bar there! I also learned to walk on moving sidewalk) I finally made it home. It's fascinating eerie when I got in th...1 Recommendation1 Comment
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Now you must realize that the title of this journal entry has two meanings..... possibly more!
Go play in traffic.... I have done that for the past 4 years so to speak. Traffic directors tend to do that.... I haven't gotten hit yet, knock on wood, but some of my coworkers have. My friend Jeremiah has been hit 3 times since he started working there. I think t...1 Recommendation1 Comment -
Funny as in odd.But, I am totally fixated on the color blue.And its a certain kind of blue, too.I am afraid I will see the blue in a store and want to buy it.Its like a Jade blue, robin egg blue....more muted than bright. Has anyone ever been hung up on a color, ok for shaz-colour-?Lemme know. I am such a freakazoid!1 Recommendation2 Comments
