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Sunday November 22, 2009

Funny Stories

  • FUNNY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    Wednesday, May 7, 2008 | A Funny story

       A co-worker emailed this to me yesterday and I just HAVE to share this.  I know people that are dog lovers will REALLY appreciate it.
    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
    Handle every stressful situation like a dog;  if you can't eat it, or play with it, pee on it and walk away.
    makes me giggle my ass off!!!  I get a pretty funny visual..........
    I could have peed on hubby last n...



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  • Another Adventure

    Saturday, August 23, 2008 | A Funny story

    Saturday, August 23, 2008 – 11:25 A.M.
    As things turned out yesterday, I unexpectedly went adventuring again. (This is starting to be a bad habit.)
    My sister (Alice) and I had agreed to meet at a bookstore named Border Books, which is located at a new place named Meadows Park Mall. We were to meet one another at 11 A.M. I was driven there (or at east thought I had been driven there) by Ac...

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  • The Puzzle

    Sunday, August 31, 2008 | A Funny story

    Sunday, August 31, 2008 – 9:20 A.M.
    I have been puzzling over a puzzle this weekend, and I am not getting very far. It is becoming so frustrating that I am close to calling it quits, which is something I hate to do no matter how bad things get.
    Friday afternoon, there was a faint knock at my door. When I opened it no one was there, but someone had left a small package for me. I grimaced b...

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  • deep breaths

    Thursday, October 9, 2008 | A Funny story

    well today was pretty hectic ..so has been the last few days.i occasionaly get insomnia late at night and cant seem to fall back asleep.i know pretty much what it is anxiety..i have perfection problems and i like to get everything detailed but life moves too  fast for this and i try to ''squeeze it all in''so to speak.now i think my brains busting at the seems.i want to sleep...

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  • life b4 and after

    Sunday, October 12, 2008 | A Funny story

    ive got 22 yrs experience learning about life on my terms..all i've got so far is a bunch of trial and error.now im exploring life on lifes terms..humm... i've had alot of trials still but sooooooooo many less errors..

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  • I think I am tired

    Friday, October 24, 2008 | A Funny story

     
    I have been attempting to be the best person that i could possibly be. Often times I have fallen short, but I never give up. Today I want to give up, however I continue to put one foot in front of the other. I guess that's why I fell down.....................I forgot to step.

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  • brainwashed???......

    Friday, November 21, 2008

    just got of the alcoholism support group........i cant stop laughing........someone posted brainwashed??... or...feeli...i just love this site they been brainwashed...hahaha....i dont know really...hahaha...but it really seemed kinda moe,larry,curly,kinda feeling......i love this site!..i thought i'd share...

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  • Jan. 14th, 2008 Am I Really Too, Good??

    Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | A Funny story

     
    Group was good. Christal was in the group with me this morning. She is looking good. We chatted during group. She is actually 8 months clean.
    During second group she said she wanted to take my cell phone away from me; I just said 'MONEY!!'
    I was putting money away in my wallet and she glanced over. She said 'damn you do have money. If I see you not have money, we're gonna hav...


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  • Bleeping Mistakes!

    Saturday, October 24, 2009 | A Funny story

    Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 1:45 PM
    I may have figured out why the month seems to be going so fast. It might have something to do with the fact that I have been a week off when it comes to days. An example of this can be seen in my journal entry yesterday when I wrote that it was October 30. I absolutely hate it when I make bleeping mistakes like that.
    This must be my month for mistakes. This ...

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