What is Chronic-Fatigue-Syndrome

Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS), also known as myalgic encephalomyelitis (ME), post-viral fatigue syndrome (PVFS) and various other names, is a syndrome (or group of syndromes) of u...

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Friday November 27, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Side-Effectsville

    Tuesday, April 15, 2008 | A Funny story

    {I'm feeling nostalgic today...remember this one?} 
    WELCOME!  WELCOME TO SIDE-EFFECTSVILLE!!!
    Where dry mouth and diarrhea frolic hand in hand in lush fields of drowsiness!
    ....Cue the sweet sound of the ringing in my ear....
    Two doses of cymbalta and one amitriptyline was enough to get me to Side-Effectsville. (Pretty cheap considering gas prices now-a-days.)
    Blech...when I said I n...




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  • THE AVATAR

    Monday, April 21, 2008 | A Funny story

    Since 90% of my DS friends are beginning to diet for the summer, I found this chubby little chickie quite amusing!!! Just boogie those pounds away and smile, smile, smile!! You're ALL gorgeous to me!!! Love you.....boogie, boogie...boogie~~

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  • I'll kill that dam cat!!!

    Saturday, October 18, 2008 | A Funny story

    well, here is another of the unbelievable but true sagas of wooty. As God is my witness this is true. I had told steve the story many times, and i think he never quite believed it, but last year my ex, (al), was here on a visit and told steve the story verbatum.
    My ex's family had a dairy farm. More on that later, but wanted to set the premise.
    We always had dogs and cats dropped of in fro...

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  • mom.... part 3... i need to ask you a queston

    Sunday, October 26, 2008 | A Funny story

    well, on we go.
    A week had passed, and each day, dr sale would come in amazed that mom was still with us. We went back and forth in our day wondering what was going on, it seemed mom was all ready for her journey, yet her health ws better than ever!. I think so much of it was the assurance that she wouldnt be beaten back to life, and the morphine of course made her leave her stresses behind.
    ...

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  • Journal Entry for November 24, 2008

    Monday, November 24, 2008

    "A Reflection of Me" 
    I look into the mirror, and what do I see.
    I am not quite sure, but I dont feel like me.
    My spirit yearns to dance, laugh, and be free,
    Yet my exhausted body and mind have control over me.
    My being is consumed with no free will,
    I cant choose what I want, for I am too ill.  
    The passion and drive that I once possessed,
    Has been sweep ...







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  • Circles with no straight line!

    Tuesday, January 13, 2009 | A Funny story

    OK, my lovely little peeps!  How the heck are ya?  Great I hope but boy get ready to crack up.
    Began new meds and so far it's so-so  I still jerk when it's time to take may palithara of meds. I must admit, I've been playing "mix the combo" with the meds as the condition has worsened and I was trying to eliminate if it were one of my multi-colored pills.
    Here'...

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  • WVer's can't kill family......

    Saturday, April 25, 2009 | A Funny story

    OK, now most folks think WV is a state of back woods red-neck (actually the history of this term is mistaken and if interested, I will explain it's TRUE meaning/history.) in-bred hillbillies.....and usually, I am the first one on the band wagon to agree to some degree.  See, I couldn't work for the State's Dept of Tourism as I stated that "Almost Heaven WV" is the polit...

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  • 18 is just legally stupid

    Tuesday, May 5, 2009 | A Funny story

    OK, now I have this all figured out.......the country can ship our guys/gals out to war at 18 (legally stupid means they can be bound legally for what they do they just have not developed the brains not to do it), but won't let them drink until 21.  They also can smoke at 18 (see 1st response to war).  
    It has been proven repeatedly that the frontal lobe of the brain (decision area) ...

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  • INCREASE HOPE

    Wednesday, September 9, 2009 | A Funny story

    I had to be honest with myself as to WHY did I feel so hopeless?  Well, falling down face first in the garden yesterday was a quick reminder my legs sometimes don't work and the other physical stuff I deal with.  Thank God WV soil was soft!  Kids rushed to pick up the face-in-the-dirt Mom and all I could say is "Don't touch me. I'll move when I can."
    This, inc...

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