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Friday November 27, 2009

Funny Stories

  • oh boy typo

    Thursday, April 3, 2008 | A Funny story

     
    well yeah I think april to get married might  have been a slight typo because we're planning on august. Maybe an accident but also a dream, if she said ok Im ready right now, I wuldnt be typing this because shes just that amazing but the best way for someone to find out is talk to me or cassie  
    Let us know what u think we'd love to hear from ya!!!
    HUGS
    J...



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  • Mythbusting - gimpy style

    Friday, April 11, 2008 | A Funny story

    From my LJ :D
    * Apr. 11th, 2008 at 2:11 AM
    This evening I had another great talk with a friend during which we ranted about some of the really irksome things about being gimpy.  In the spirit of those PSAs on disability I have joked about, I thought I would share.
    1)Myth -- "You just don't want to work."  Reality -- To go to work I would have to be hired.  That is not an...


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  • i'm turning in to my mother and i love it

    Sunday, June 15, 2008 | A Funny story

    my mother refused to act her age she would not grow up she taught us to enjoy live before it eats you up. So last night Monster Jam came to my Little town of Benton Mo Bill wanted to go but had to be at work this morning so i took LJ because it was to loud and to hot for Parker she stayed home we hooped and hollared all night my brother was there with wife and daughter and some other friends of o...

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  • Another Adventure

    Saturday, August 23, 2008 | A Funny story

    Saturday, August 23, 2008 – 11:25 A.M.
    As things turned out yesterday, I unexpectedly went adventuring again. (This is starting to be a bad habit.)
    My sister (Alice) and I had agreed to meet at a bookstore named Border Books, which is located at a new place named Meadows Park Mall. We were to meet one another at 11 A.M. I was driven there (or at east thought I had been driven there) by Ac...

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  • The Puzzle

    Sunday, August 31, 2008 | A Funny story

    Sunday, August 31, 2008 – 9:20 A.M.
    I have been puzzling over a puzzle this weekend, and I am not getting very far. It is becoming so frustrating that I am close to calling it quits, which is something I hate to do no matter how bad things get.
    Friday afternoon, there was a faint knock at my door. When I opened it no one was there, but someone had left a small package for me. I grimaced b...

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  • Don't leave that Puppy unattended!

    Tuesday, March 17, 2009 | A Funny story

      I think someone laced my dogs puppy chow  with go juice not that he needs any help!  I came home from work this evening tired and with a bit of a upset stomach decided to to visit the bathroom with some reading material ha ha! Well no sooner did I get seated  then here comes Chester with  one of my more favorite writing pens clenched in his teeth in my best tr...

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  • Friends

    Thursday, May 14, 2009 | A Funny story

    My friend Jerry stopped in this afternoon for coffee, just as my husband and I came back from a motorcycle ride.  Jerry and I sat on the deck having a cuppa and I told her about my lump.  Jerry, twerp that she is, jumped up out of the chair, bent down over me and placed her hands over my breasts.  I started laughing and asked her what she was doing and she looked me straight in the...

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  • HAHA

    Sunday, October 4, 2009 | A Funny story

    A man was making a documentary about the hardships of raising a large family. Chatting with one mum in her kitchen, she was busy making dinner for her 12 boys. When it was ready, she yelled out from the back door "Simon, your dinner's ready!" All 12 boys came running in.
    The documentary man was astounded "Do all your boys have the same first name?" "Yes", she repl...

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  • Bleeping Mistakes!

    Saturday, October 24, 2009 | A Funny story

    Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 1:45 PM
    I may have figured out why the month seems to be going so fast. It might have something to do with the fact that I have been a week off when it comes to days. An example of this can be seen in my journal entry yesterday when I wrote that it was October 30. I absolutely hate it when I make bleeping mistakes like that.
    This must be my month for mistakes. This ...

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