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Friday November 27, 2009

Funny Stories

  • And Now We Wait...

    Saturday, August 9, 2008 | A Funny story

    Well, I had my ET this AM & everything went perfectly. They transferred 2 perfect looking blastocysts & I should know about whether the little boogers will have buried themselves deeply into my womb next Sunday. I have slept most of the day away (my clinic gives Valium for the transfer & needless to say it has stuck with me!) My hubby has been wonderful making sure I had food, tea, do...

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  • The Secret to Success!!!

    Friday, August 29, 2008 | A Funny story

    "Sir, What is the secret of your success?"
    "Two words"
    "And, Sir, what are they?"
    "Right decisions."
    "And how do you make right decisions?"
    "One word."
    "And, What is that?"
    "Experience."
    "And how do you get Experience?"
    "Two words"
    "And, Sir, what are they?"
    "Wrong decisions."
    V...











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  • Back in the day...

    Monday, September 1, 2008 | A Funny story

    Before there was a Cap'n Jack Sparrow, there was Rowdy Yates,  ahhhhhhhhh
    YouTube - Rowdy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r94EiWSh7OE&feature=related
    For those too young too remember Rowdy,
    this is where we found him every week...
    YouTube - Rawhide - TV Series THEME
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_NMcKOBY8&feature=related

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  • Good Advice for the Ladies of DS

    Thursday, September 18, 2008 | A Funny story

    Tips for the ladies in year 2008
    1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
    2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
    3. Take life with a pinch of salt... toss it over your shoulder, and get on with your life!
    4. In need of a support group? - Lunch with the girls!
    5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
    6. When life gets you down - just put on your big gi...





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  • Houdini, The Dog

    Sunday, September 21, 2008 | A Funny story

    I've posted this in other places. I'd hate to think of any pet lover missing this one... so if you've already seen it, all I can say is I hoped you laughed.
    I love the expressions/reactions of the dogs that got left behind.  roflmaoooo
    YouTube - A smart dog
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bEwtlLXG5IU
    and then I found this one. LOL
    YouTube - Smart dog escape
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?...





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  • In 1492 he sailed the ocean blue and ended up WHERE?

    Monday, October 13, 2008 | A Funny story

    I find Columbus Day amusing - It reminds me that I'm not the only one who can't always get where I want to go. 
    A favorite poem from my childhood - I found it comforting (I got lost a lot, ya see).   ROFLOL
    IN 1492
    In fourteen hundred ninety-two
    Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
    He had three ships and left from Spain;
    He sailed through sunshine, wind and rain.
    He sailed by nig...






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  • Not the end of the world

    Wednesday, November 26, 2008 | A Funny story

    Okay, so I've been going through this crisis of feeling like I'm going to lose the last few years I have to look physically good, and I'm really self-conscious about how my husband is going to feel about me. He had told me before that my legs were the first thing that he noticed about me, so while I'm not sure that they're actually particularly good-looking, they were at least...

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  • Staycation.... Yak feeding and all.

    Thursday, August 13, 2009 | A Funny story

    Our family is in the middle of a short staycation, doing things we can do on day trips to save money. Yesterday we traveled up to the Olympic Game Farm and fed some yak, bears, horses, peacocks, deer, elk.
    The Yak are the funniest.... when you give them the food they often belch. And the horses would become your best friend once they see the treats, sticking their heads in the car windows.
    Here is ...

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  • Gossip always makes me feel better

    Friday, October 30, 2009 | A Funny story

    The Los Angeles River - Park near Atwater Village
    Last night one of our cats decided to go psycho and kept us up all night. The last time my wife (Robin - you're gonna know her better than me eventually) checked the clock, it was 4 a.m. Oweeee! Now kitty is napping in the closet and Robin is at work. Anyway, I took my mtx on Wed night and woke up this morning feeling just terrible - I won'...

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  • The Cat In The Hat - On Aging

    Friday, November 13, 2009 | A Funny story


    I cannot see
    I cannot pee
    I cannot chew
    I cannot screw
    Oh my God, what can I do?
    My memory shrinks
    My hearing stinks
    No sense of smell
    I look like hell
    My mood is bad - can you tell?
    My body's drooping
    Have trouble pooping
    The Golden Years
    have come at last.
    The Golden Years
    can kiss my ass.

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