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A cataract is any opacity which develops in the crystalline lens of the eye or in its envelope. The name derives from the Latin cataracta meaning "waterfall" and the Greek katarakt...

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Tuesday November 24, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Well I slept through the whole weekend!!

    Monday, October 6, 2008 | A Funny story

    I slept through the whole weekend and missed that OJ Simpson was found guilty on all counts.  From what I heard he will spend the rest of his days in prison.  Weird that this will put him away when the murder trial didn't.   I guess that Nicole's friend's family won't get their millions from him now.  He also won't be able to sneak around and do signin...

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  • I'm getting popular here - I am into everything!!

    Saturday, October 11, 2008 | A Funny story

    I just got the message for all my physical and the new members that have joined under and I show up as being the most active in the Addison's Disease and the Degenerative Disc Disease departments.  I think my face is there in the MS section also.  I was just cruising each place and answered someone of asked them a question and found some new friends.  I also tried to help some ...

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  • Red Shirt

    Monday, November 3, 2008 | A Funny story

    A red shirt.  I want a red shirt.  Red is my favorite color.  Red in any clothing is hard to find for people my size.  It seems clothing makers don't think people my size should wear red.  I did find a red sleeveless t-shirt.  I got it, but I don't wear those outside the house.  Now, I've found a red shirt.  Not just one, but two,,one with ...

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  • Santa's Fingers

    Thursday, December 11, 2008 | A Funny story

    When I was a freshman in college in 1964, I had the opportunity to be Santa Claus for a group of children at an orphanage.   I had a great time and it really warmed my heart.  It was a little after 10 in the evening when I got back to my dorm and I was still pepped up.  So, I decided to have a little fun.  I couldn't return the Santa suit till the next morning.  ...

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  • A DJ Christmas

    Sunday, December 14, 2008 | A Funny story

    It's Christmas Eve, 1969 and I've got to work the midnight to 6AM shift at the radio station. I don't really want to work the shift. I'd rather be at home in bed awaiting Christmas morning with my family, but this is the shift I've been working for the passed few months. It's the shift of the low man on the dj totem pole of radio. It's my second year in a row to be on ...

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  • Magic Whiskey

    Tuesday, December 16, 2008 | A Funny story


    The only time I saw hard liquor in the house when I was growing up was at Christmastime.  There were no bars that sold mixed drinks in my hometown in the early 1950s.  Only Honkytonks that served beer.  You couldn't even buy hard liquor or wine in my hometown.  Anyone wanting any had to go to a small town about fifteen miles away....

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  • Santa in Texas

    Saturday, December 20, 2008 | A Funny story

    Growing up in central Texas in the late 40s and early 50s, I heard all and knew the words to most of the Christmas songs, but really couldn't identify with them.  They were about stuff I knew little about.  In my early years "one horse open sleigh", in "Jingle Bells", was one long big word to me. And when I, finally, separated the words, I didn't know what it...

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  • New Photo

    Saturday, May 9, 2009 | A Funny story

    As most of you know, I lost my job in December and got another one in January.  But, what you didn't know was that shortly before I lost my job, I dicided to grow a full beard.  And I did.  I let it grow while I was out of work and was hired.  We have to wear I.D. badges to work and "badge" in and out of the front door and work areas.  We wear them on lanyar...

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  • Odd Duck

    Friday, May 22, 2009 | A Funny story

    Odd Duck.  I guess that's what most of the people where I work think I am.  An odd duck.  What would you think?  Here's an older man who comes to work at least an hour early.(There's a reason for that.) Dressed in jeans,a short sleeved shirt, athletic shoes, and suspenders, he carries a canvass book bag, a small icechest, and a valice.  He finds a place to sit...

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  • Of Tattoos

    Saturday, May 30, 2009 | A Funny story

    Been thinkin of getting a tattoo.  Kinda feelin left out at work.  Most of the people out there are young.  At least by my standards. There are tattoos everywhere.  The most beautiful women and good lookin guys have them.  And some have a bunch of them!  They're big and small and in between.  Many have more than one.  Even thought what I'd have done...

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