What is COPD Emphysema

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is an umbrella term for a group of respiratory tract diseases that are characterized by airflow obstruction or limitation. It is usuall...

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Might just as well go out laughing
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An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, spent my whole life breakin' colts, workin' cows, goin' to rodeos, fixin' fences, pullin' calves, balin' hay, cleanin' my barn, fixin' flats, workin' on tractors, feedin' my dogs, so guess I am.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Thought I was, jest found out I'm a lesbian.'
Posted on 11/03/09, 01:11 pm
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Reply #21 - 11/05/09  12:08am
" Yep, I gotta figure out my geography too, and figure out how I'm getting to get to Miami. Joni, you and Jan, and Ramoth and Jaz) coming for me still? I will have my dog Pepsi. I don't know my way. I've been known to get lost in my livingroom before. "
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Reply #22 - 11/05/09  2:07am
" Of course we will come and get you,,, we can't leave anyone behind.Ramoth can carry alot of people and stuff too,, she is the biggest queen dragon ever and the smartest. We'll make sure Pepsi is on board too,, no problem. Friday,,, Miami or bust,, I know I have plenty of bust,,,oops! Hehehe. "
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Reply #23 - 11/05/09  8:45am
" I agree, might as well go out laughing !!

Maybe, Jona, you would like to join a bunch of "silly hearts" and take a little trip to Tahiti.
I am sure Capt. Digi could use a little mentoring from a well seasoned Sea Dog such as your self. Check out "Speaking of Giggles" on the discussion sight.

Hey Mo, I would love one of your grass skirts !! "
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Reply #24 - 11/05/09  11:57pm
" And gentlemike, if you'd care to join us we'd love to have you along too. We'll all have a great time and we will all ultimately feel alittle better as a result. Come one, come all....
JoAnn "

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