What is COPD-Emphysema
Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is an umbrella term for a group of respiratory tract diseases that are characterized by airflow obstruction or limitation. It is usuall...
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Tuesday November 24, 2009
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide lo...
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My Dear Friends,
Well, Ozzie and I both have new dos. And, I must say, we both look rediculous!
My new hair color is supposed to be just a little darker than blond. It is dark red. I look like an old hooker. When it was silver, I may have looked old, but now I look old and slutty.
Ozzie's new cut makes it look like he has a mullet. The mats were so bad on his sides, they had to shave them, but...2 Recommendations10 Comments -
MY NEW MOTTO:
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable!!!
THE OLDER CROWD....(Of which I am one!!!)
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>A distraught senior citizen
>phoned her doctor's office.
>'Is it true,' she wanted to know,
>'that the medication
>you prescribed has to be taken
>for the rest of my life?'
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>'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
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>Ther...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
This is enlightening!!!! This is probably what it does to our brain power - like putting your head in a microwave, eh? Check this out! And we're supposed to believe that cell phones are safe?
Click on the word 'POPCORN' below and watch.
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly s...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
WE IS FRIENDS
ME AND YOU IS FRIENDS
YOU SMILE, I SMILE
YOU HURT, I HURT
YOU CRY, I CRY
YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
I"M GONNA MISS YOUR EMAILS AND HUGS!
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Hope everyone had the perfect Valentines Day.
Now heres the opinions of our next Generation, and what they consider on being in Love, and Married when they grow up. lol
Kids on Love and Marriage...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip...1 Recommendation8 Comments -
Okay so this day didn't begin to great either....lol...but what the heck right....Had my appointment to get to at 9:00....40 minutes from home....Get there and they forgot to phone me...Vera had to call out this day..... Lawd when I awoke this morning I didn't even want to go but pushed myself into the shower and out the door figuring it would probably make me feel better to get out anywa...1 Recommendation10 Comments
