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A woman will always have the last word in any fight. Anything we say after that is the beginning of a new fight.
Scratching does not constitute excercise. Poking your wife in the back and saying "are you asleep" apparently does not constitute foreplay. Saying "I'm Sorry" is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign that you do indeed want to live another day. If a woman ever figures out how to use a sex toy to kill a bug, they will finally have absolutely no use for us whatsoever. When your wife says "Let's do something together" do not reply with "OK - you go get me a beer and I'll drink it" Never compare your wife's body to anything that has an internal combustion engine. Woman already know that the wings at Hooters suck so just give that up already. Anytime your wife finds out that the husband of a friend of hers cheated, you are going to be in trouble and get scolded. Stephen Hawking and Einstein combined couldn't figure this out so don't waste your time trying to make sense of it. Just shut up and look remorseful. When your wife takes you shopping, holds up a dress and asks "would this look good on", the proper response is NOT "Yes - on fire" High-fiving your wife after sex is a bad idea. High-fiving your wife's sister after sex is a REALLY bad idea. When you go to pick up your date, NEVER look her dad and the eye and say "Five bucks says I nail her". Posted on 02/15/07, 02:14 pm |
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Only you Harley. Thanks for the laugh
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I gotta be me Steve.
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It is all true. Take it to heart and learn it fellow men.
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'Ya know Chezzy - I'm all for equal rights. I can't wait until us guys get 'em.
(Boy is the fur gonna start flying now!)
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ROFLMAO!
I wouldn’t mind a high five after sex; I am silly like that, hehe!
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I'll address each one, lol:
Yes, usually need the last word however I come from a male dominated family; they always got the last word, hehe. No, scratching doesn't constitute exercise... however an actively loving guy is more important than one in good shape (to me), hehe. No, poking me and asking doesn't bother me, I just giggle and hide. No, I wouldn't kill anyone for refusing to say they are sorry. I am a peace maker and God usually gets to my conscience first. It usually takes two to argue, so usually both need to apologize and I don't mind taking the lead. NO! I am not uh into that so I will always have good use for a man, lol. I am uh very traditional... No, I don't mind being around beer drinking as long as it is respectful, not alcoholism. I grew up around a bunch of beer drinkers; it makes me feel right at home, lol. However when it becomes a serious problem, well... I would prefer a beer drinker over a liquor drinker any day! No, I don't mind being compared to what guys like... as long as it is a compliment, lol. No, I like the wings at Hooters, lol! However it is hard to go there because my son gets uncomfortable, I uh... think he is going through the change, hehe. Yes, I do tend to get paranoid if someone in my inner circle is living a... uh... I don't know... I guess a life against my beliefs. However it is more about my issues with it than a lack of trust. I just need to talk about my anxieties, it isn't meant to be personal. No, I have learned not to ask if something looks good because without fail if I ask he will be thinking the opposite. I like my style, so... I have learned to be me without question. No, a high five after sex would be kind of funny to me, lol. I wouldn't mind and uh... I don't have a sister, so no worries about that one either, hehe. Yes, my dad would kill you and probably call every male member of my family and have them hunt you down for sport! However, my dad is easy going, as long as you’re traditional and respectful of me, caring, protective, etc... like he is, well he won't have a problem. That is what hurt my father in all of this... he trusted my s2bx husband. Now he just wants me to come home and stay away from him unless absolutely necessary. My father has made it known that if a husband fails to protect his daughter, then he gets to step back in and make his life a living hell if he messes with me. My father will never forgive the hurt he has caused me and our son... and he basically dares him to show his face around him again. I am sure in time he will calm down, as long as I am ok... I am his baby girl, so uh... yeah, his youngest and only daughter. My dad is also very traditional, he doesn't even believe in this whole abandoning your wife and kids thing, he thinks guys (and girls) that do it are the lowest form of life (unless there is damn good reason)!
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Only you Harley. Thanks for the laugh

