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Tuesday November 24, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Tuesday, February 26, 2008

    Tuesday, February 26, 2008 | A Funny story

    Things Got Ya Down?
    Well Then, Consider These:
    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
    on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
    condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
    to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
    deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide t...





    8 Recommendations

    29 Comments

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  • DRAMA ON DS

    Monday, September 15, 2008 | A Funny story

    i am sooo congested, so i took the dm "non drowsy" and it knocked me out completely and now i am all out of it and i have THINGS i have to do!  i think the bottles were switched because i took dm up north yesterday and nothing happened???  i'm also taking coldese tabs...its very hard to get anything real done all groggy and makes me want to just put on a bathing suit go do...

    1 Recommendation

    17 Comments

  • WHAT FRIENDS DO

    Thursday, December 4, 2008 | A Funny story

    None of that Sissy Stuff
    Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
    but never actually come close to reality?
    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
    You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
    Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
    1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a
    spi...






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    12 Comments

  • This is my list of ten reasons why I think I just don’t float my gentleman’s boat. I have notice apathy since he left for Christmas and now I’m interpreting that as something more. On a scale of 1 : 10 , if I were rating my importance in his life I think I would get about a 2.
    1)      I  told him I miss him over the phone and he grunted
    2)  ...

    1 Recommendation

    11 Comments

  • "ONE ON ONE"

    Wednesday, February 4, 2009 | A Funny story

    "ONE ON ONE" 
    -I know your in a hurry but there are a few questions, if I may;
    You see there are those out there who would like to
    know a little more about you.
    -Sure... I have a minute or two... Fire away.
    -First what is your nationality- where were you born?
    -Well I'm Puerto Rican, born and raised in New York, so you can say
    I'm New-Yor-Rican, thats what most of us born her...






    1 Recommendation

    11 Comments

  • Funniest thing EVER today!!!!

    Thursday, April 30, 2009 | A Funny story

    OMG, the funniest thing was said at work today:
    Background:
    My Dad is a big time bird watcher, for 6 years he has been involved with bird watching classes, often getting up at 4am to join them for the best time to see the birds.
    He was telling my girl Kimmy last night about some birds that he was hoping to see this AM, sparrows, a rogue parakeet or two, wood cocks, robins...
    This morning, Kimmy asked...



    1 Recommendation

    31 Comments

  • Affirmation for July 20, 2009: Bernard Bailey

    Monday, July 20, 2009 | A Funny story

    When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
    ~Bernard Bailey
    This one put a smile on my face this morning. Happy Monday!
    Doug
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    4 Recommendations

    10 Comments

  • Lost...

    Wednesday, October 28, 2009 | A Funny story

         I had another strange experience that I am hoping you will read.  Thanks.
    In the military there is an old adage that states: “If you have something, move it.  If you can’t move it, paint it.”  Well a few days ago my NCOIC approached me with my orders for the day.
    “Jewels”, the boss said, “I need you to move the Humvee.&rdqu...

    1 Recommendation

    12 Comments

  • Priorities...

    Wednesday, November 4, 2009 | A Funny story

    There has been a good deal of dust kicked here on the support group because I let someone know I had to go and why.  I promised her I would and I like to.  I like keeping the lines of open communication to her very clear.  Presently we only have electronic means to speak, and though I am grateful to the gifts borne from the equations of James Maxwell, it really pales to communicati...

    1 Recommendation

    11 Comments


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