Breakups & Divorce Support Group

A married couple (I think their names were Mike and... something...) was on
vacation in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the
goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So they walked in, and the
Jamaican said, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested
in... Dey make you wild at sex."

The wife got really interested in buying the sandals, but the husband felt he
really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the
shopkeeper, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon. You doan haff to do nutting cept
try dem on."

So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried
them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the
husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his
pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's
hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "Wait! You got dem on da wrong feet! Mon,
you got dem on da wrong feet!!"
Posted on 08/05/10, 08:33 pm