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Traumatic brain injury (TBI), traumatic injuries to the brain, also called intracranial injury, or simply head injury, occurs when a sudden trauma causes brain damage. TBI can resu...

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Monday November 30, 2009

Funny Stories

  • JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER

    Wednesday, March 26, 2008 | A Funny story

     
    I hope you all enjoy this!!
    JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER
    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
    him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
    hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
    plate glass window.
    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
    shaking driver said, 'I'm ...







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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ♥

    Wednesday, May 14, 2008 | A Funny story

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  • jelly belly factory fun....

    Thursday, July 10, 2008 | A Funny story


    ok i just got home from fairfield i FINALLY got my brain scans done and when i finished my last scan my mom took us to lunch at the jelly belly factory and we took a tour of the factory too.....it was hella fun....lol (we had pizza shaped like a jelly bean....BEAN SHAPED PIZZA!!!)
    lol yeah so lots of fun.....i go back to get the results of my scans next week :)

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  • Moving To Vegas!!!

    Sunday, August 10, 2008 | A Funny story

     
    A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
    He says, "What are you doing?"
    She answers, "I am moving to Las Vegas!!!"  I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!!!"
    Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and ses her husband packing his suitcase.
    When she asks him where he is going, h...




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  • WAITING FOR THE HURRICANES HANNAH AND IKE

    Friday, September 5, 2008 | A Funny story

    went to k's last night.  need to finish up at this new house, so i can have my social life back.  lol.  k is in a feeling sorry for himself slump which is rare.  his dog has a crevice in her stomach about 2 inches deep and 2 inches circular.  k stepped on a nail when they were digging the pond, but didn't go to the doctor.  and his back tooth is ble...

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  • DRAMA ON DS

    Monday, September 15, 2008 | A Funny story

    i am sooo congested, so i took the dm "non drowsy" and it knocked me out completely and now i am all out of it and i have THINGS i have to do!  i think the bottles were switched because i took dm up north yesterday and nothing happened???  i'm also taking coldese tabs...its very hard to get anything real done all groggy and makes me want to just put on a bathing suit go do...

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  • GETTING DOGGED: when your pet cheats on you lol

    Monday, September 29, 2008 | A Funny story

    Getting dogged: When your pet cheats on you  Some cats and dogs ditch their owners for someone they like betterPhyllis DeGioia didn’t mean to become the other woman.
    It started innocently, with a kind gesture. The Madison, Wis., woman offered to care for a friend's cat for nine months while the owner,  Shalaby, was out of the country. DeGioia had every intention of returning t...

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  • My New Mantra

    Saturday, February 7, 2009 | A Funny story


    When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
    I am going to remember this always.  That
    should scare the hell out of those who would do me harm:)
    I'm not going to worry about where I am or what I'm doing - if I feel in danger - I'm running and screaming in circles, arms waving wildly overhead -  with no explanation.
    At the very least this should confuse the ne...




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  • We are currently in the middle of two wars, a recession, a health care crisis, a banking crisis, massive unemployment, global climate change and a swine flu outbreak, we’re eating, sleeping and breathing stress.  Stress causes accidents in clusters, and accidents cause a higher death toll.
    Cartoonists' take on Social Security.
    i'm adding to this journal as i go along.  ...

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  • WANTED: a reviewer for marijuana dispensaries in colorado. lol.

    Saturday, October 3, 2009 | A Funny story

    Medical marijuana is legal in Colorado, and testing the dispensaries that offer it could actually bring in a paycheck -- for real.
    The Denver Westword is looking for a freelance writer to review the state's marijuana dispensaries. The ad asked, "Do you have a medical condition that necessitates marijuana? Do you have a way with words? If so, Westword wants you to join the ranks as our fr...

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