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Tuesday November 24, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Lazy Bones...

    Wednesday, April 23, 2008 | A Funny story

    I've been a real lazy bones the last few days. Semi-sorta tired, don't feel like doing much although this mornin when I woke up I thought... 'I oughta rearrange my room'! 
    I oughta clean the bathroom' I oughta... (fill in the blank),  The funny part, is I still feel incredibly lazy.  Hmmmm I wonder which will win, Motivation or Laziness...  Tune in tomorrow...

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  • Funny Story

    Tuesday, May 6, 2008 | A Funny story


    A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
    tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids
    came
    back and one by one began to tell their stories.
    "Tony, do you have a story to share?"
    "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Kathy. She was a pilot
    in
    Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
    territory
    ...









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  • On a Funny Note

    Monday, May 19, 2008 | A Funny story

    Well there i was changing a broken light bulb, as i go to grab the broken parts i realize as the 230 volts surge thru my hand ,arm and heart that they forgot to turn off the switch LMAO. So go figure the man that dodged bullets for two years gets sidelined from being a real soldier almost dies to electric shock LMAO you got to love it

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  • Lost in cyberspace - I suppose

    Sunday, June 29, 2008 | A Funny story

    Hello all
    I have not actually been able to log on for the last three weeks.  Yet all is good, many of my previous journal entries are missing, but alas who cares. 
    Glad to be back on and I will try to answer all the messages as soon as I can.
    mary

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  • Dad's Rules on Dating his Daughter

    Monday, July 14, 2008 | A Funny story

    Rules for Boyfriends:
    Rule One:
    If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package
    because you're sure not picking anything up
    Rule Two:
    You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long
    as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes
    or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.
    Rule Three:
    I am aware that it...








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  • First Day of School

    Wednesday, August 13, 2008 | A Funny story

    Well today was the first day of school for my sisters and as you can tell by the picture my little brother was not in a very good mood today.  He wanted to start school too but was 16 days shy of the deadline.  Sister says Thank goodness.  Not exactally ready for him to get that big yet.  He is kind of my buddy.  Just say by the time my mother got them up and ready s...

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  • Carving Pumpkins

    Saturday, October 18, 2008 | A Funny story

    We decided to carve our pumpkins today for the 3 small kiddos.  My mom, dad, and me cut open the top of the pumpkin and then told the kids to stick their hands in and pull all the slimy stuff and seeds out of it.  They loved doing it.  The baby of them 3 was using a spoon to dig the inside of the pumpkin but when he tried to pull the spoon out he ended up splattering the seeds and ...

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  • Loved every minute

    Saturday, January 31, 2009 | A Funny story

     Hey, here'an insight to my evening  music fun nature - bring it on!!!!!!!!!
    I just got home, and I feel fine, great!  Had a night out, on my own and really enjoyed it.  (even the sudden downpour didn't dampes our spirits-it was needed, especially after the stinkin' hot day we've had here in Perth.)
    Where did I go?  It was to Mundaring Weir Hotel, to hear 2...

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  • A Fun Game To Play

    Wednesday, February 11, 2009 | A Funny story

    Copy this in your journal and put "NAME GAME" back in the title line.
    Replace my answers with your own
    1. YOUR REAL FULL NAME: Lisa Ann Fryer (only if you want to!)
    2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and father's middle names)
    Ann John (boring i know)
    3. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
    Jack Ian
    4. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last ...






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  • BobbleHeaded Me!

    Wednesday, October 21, 2009 | A Funny story

    As crappy as I am feeling today, I can still look into the mirror and laugh my butt off when I see my own head bobbing up and down, up and down, just like one of those bobblehead doggies in the back windows of cars in my youth!
    After the brain fry scare, it sure helps to laugh.....
    Today I am woken by a heart pain, and muscle pain in hip sides, and dont know why.
    I have to detox again....I also smel...


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