What is Blindness-Visual-Impairment
Blindness is the condition of lacking visual perception due to physiological or psychological factors. Various scales have been developed to describe the extent of vision loss and ...
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Tuesday November 24, 2009
Funny Stories
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After living on an island at latitude 29 for 28 years, you’d think that I’d have more respect for heavy winds. You’d be wrong.
Knowing that bad weather was coming Karen and Stacy drove all the livestock inside last night because Karen had to go see clients today and Stacy had to fill in for another deputy. Lisa and I were alone when we heard a loud crash and cattle mooing...
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I have discovered the purpose of long tails on horses and cattle. It is so they may express extreme displeasure to receiving vaccinations or antibiotics.
2nd discovery: animal syringes are utterly unlike my diabetic syringes. They hurt when the horse jumps and I accidentally jab my hand instead.
3rd discovery: shake hand in pain AFTER syringe is removed. It bleeds less.
4th discovery: if you scream...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
Funny as in odd. I was short today. My case manager gave her company two hours notice that she was leaving the job for good. So, they sent someone else.I am 5'8'' and he is 6'6".Everytime I talked to him my eyes met his chest and I realized I had to keep cricking my neck to look up at him. NOW, I KNOW what my short friends feel like around me. He really was tall! (and not too...1 Recommendation4 Comments
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Anything can be viewed humorously. You determine how seriously you respond. I prefer to ignore or minimize much of the confusion in my life by watching only the 6 p.m. news. Nothing but negativity comes out of the so called NEWS today. I've never witnessed much of the things I see on the news, so why watch it and get depressed over things that already happened.&nb...2 Recommendations3 Comments
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Or maybe I need a cold shower ...which is better for cramped muscles?
Sunday, December 21, 2008 |
by: WJGonza
Moaybe it is better for your cramped muscles to take a lukewarm or cold shower? Looking for your feedback...2 Recommendations4 Comments -
Or maybe I need a cold shower ...which is better for cramped muscles?
Sunday, December 21, 2008
by: WJGonza
Moaybe it is better for your cramped muscles to take a lukewarm or cold shower? Looking for your feedback...2 Recommendations6 Comments -
Please forgive my spelling my spell cher is not working to night
I am not sure this should be listed as Funny oraTragic or listed as Breaking News.
but, It is a true story. Here is the Scoop.
Now, if Bigouie ever invites you to have lunch at her house, be sure and ask this very important question . WHAT ARE YOU SERVING???
If she says ( Tuna fish &nb...2 Recommendations9 Comments -
There is an old Chinese curse which translates as “May you live in interesting times”. Oddly enough, we have the exact same wish in english, but it uses different words to convey the same sentiment: “May you live under the elephant's asshole”.
It was supposed to be my day off, but boss was tied up at the new store all day and called me in. I kept my mouth shut about...1 Recommendation11 Comments -
WORRY... Is there a magic cut off period when offspring become accountable for their own actions? Is there a wonderful moment when parents can become detached spectators in the lives of their children and shrug, "It's their life," and feel nothing? When I was in my twenties, I stood in a hospital corridor waiting for doctors to put a few stitches in my daughter's head. I asked, ...1 Recommendation4 Comments
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Ok, so when I was inpatient back two years ago, we had music therapy. The music therapist had a guitar and she let me play a song or two. Well, I chose "Hotel California" and she got a bit angry and said, "Now that wasn't really appropriate was it?" I was like, "Sure it was!"
Then to make the nurses mad me and my posse wend marching through the halls singing songs...2 Recommendations4 Comments
