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Tuesday November 24, 2009
Funny Stories
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Every afternoon William gets the mail while his sister or I stand in the doorway watching. While he was out today a fire truck drove by. We live in a quiet little neighborhood so this has never happened before. Well, aside from last Christmas when Santa drove around all the neighborhoods sitting on top of a fire truck.
William saw the truck and came running to be and said, "You know why I'...
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Jail sucks. Ask me, I've been there 3 times (once for stealing a puppy, twice for driving without a driver's license.) Jail is dirty and disgusting. First time I was in here in SC there was pubic hair on the floor and that's where they had me sitting. There was a bench but the first girl in claimed it and she was sleeping on it, leaving me the floor.
Last time I was in for just a...1 Recommendation5 Comments -
It's 8:00 AM and I haven't been to bed get. Well, sort of, I have. I tried to fall asleep at 6:30 but the kids woke me up to ask me where stuff was. Then at 7:15 they woke me up again and said they missed the bus.
I told them to call their father, I was too sleepy to drive. Their father said he was almost to work so the kids should call their grandparents. I don't want to depend on the...1 Recommendation5 Comments -
William told me the other day he has a new friend at school. Her name is Emma. He said when he asks her to play she always says "Not right now." Poor thing.
Last night he told me he thinks she's beautiful (his words).
5 minutes later he tells me he wants me to write her a "message" for him since he can't write. I knew what was coming but I pretended to listen carefully. ...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
My husband is going in for heart surgery on the 29th of January and has to have a CAT Scan next Monday so they can see if he has a heart, lol!
Anyway, he likes me to make all appointments,etc. in his life so I did. I made it for the early afternoon so he could take off work and then just come home. He just texted me asking if he had to do anything special in preparation for the CAT Sca...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
1. I have a double b.s. in forensic science and biology
2. I am unemployed, cause of medicial issues
3. Almost lost my life twice within 5 weeks due to an MVA accident and then and by an acute pancreatic attack (now chronic)
4. Lost my husband over this: BYE-BYE hubby. I am better off without you!
5. Totalled my car in the MVA, insurance man thought i...1 Recommendation3 Comments -
The little ones are enjoying their new school. Today is their 5th day. Well, Lina's 4th day (she was sick last Thursday.)
This morning Lina asked when they'll start eating breakfast at school. They arrive at school at 7:10 (Daddy drives them) and class doesn't start until 7:40. The problem is that they have not been able to find the cafeteria on their own.
Willam told her, &q...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
Just something I found kind of amusing today:
Today I realized why people actually wear rain boots. Why did I just now realize that? Well...
I was wearing flip-flops today, and ended up stepping in multiple puddles, which resulted in my jeans getting wet.
I then got on the bus, and they dried from the heater...
Only to once again get out, and have my jeans soaked.
Cue lightbulb and laughs at se...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
I told the girls what Michael J Fox said:
"When your first baby drops his pacifier on the floor you run quick and boil it.
When your second baby drops her pacifier on the floor you run it under hot water and hand it back to her.
When your third baby drops her pacifier on the floor you lick it and pop it back in her mouth.
When your fourth baby drops his pacifier you let the dog lick it."
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Ok, so when I was inpatient back two years ago, we had music therapy. The music therapist had a guitar and she let me play a song or two. Well, I chose "Hotel California" and she got a bit angry and said, "Now that wasn't really appropriate was it?" I was like, "Sure it was!"
Then to make the nurses mad me and my posse wend marching through the halls singing songs...2 Recommendations4 Comments
