What is Bipolar Disorder

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Bipolar Jokes
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Does anyone know any Bipolar Jokes?
Or Mental Illness jokes? There must be some out there. If we can't laugh at ourselves, then who can? (Ok, well, the non-bipolars I suppose). Let's make some up!

My favorite greeting card said: You're never alone with a schizophrenic.
There..I said it. Politically incorrect, maybe. But we're above all that baloney anyway.
Posted on 03/09/07, 12:59 pm
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Reply #1 - 03/09/07  1:21pm
" HAHAHAHAHA! Wait...why does no one answer the manic/depressives? I don't get it. What the f...? Ok Rcat..you have laughed your last! "
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Reply #2 - 03/09/07  1:23pm
" a Gemini Bipolar friend:

"I am Gemini AND bipolar. Watch it or all 4 of us are going to kick you ASS" "
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Reply #3 - 03/09/07  1:25pm
" Rcat....read the beginning....see?....it says BIPOLAR JOKES! Get it? BIPOLAR JOKES!
Now..go ahead....try again.... "
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Reply #4 - 03/09/07  1:26pm
" You might be bipolar if you can name the pharmecuetical name of every drug listed in the PDR "
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Reply #5 - 03/09/07  1:27pm
" ..................I know Rcat is lurking about............. "
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Reply #6 - 03/09/07  1:39pm
" I still don't get the psychiatric hotline joke. Why does no one answer for the bipolar? "
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Reply #7 - 03/09/07  1:43pm
" okay it was a good one anyway ;) "
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Reply #8 - 03/09/07  2:02pm
" Rcat....stick to tune ups.
: ) "
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Reply #9 - 03/09/07  2:05pm
" HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH! I LOVE IT!!!
gallops...hahahahahhaha! "
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Reply #10 - 03/09/07  2:06pm
" The Top Ten Reasons that you might have Bi-polar disorder

10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.
9. You just bought the Kenny G and Berry Manilow box set just because.
8. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a good rest.
7. What do you mean you’re tired—I had only 3 orgasms!
6. You can not remember the number 7.
5 You know the names of at least three antidepressants and fifteen
mood stabilizers.
4 Your cat’s name is Kay and your dog’s name is Jamison.
3 You bring your own research to the doctor’s.
2 You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do
in four days.

And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:

1 Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this
morning you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the
peanut butter or under it. "

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