What is Bipolar-Disorder
Bipolar disorder (previously known as manic depression) is a diagnostic category describing a class of mood disorders where the person experiences states or episodes of depression ...
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Friday November 27, 2009
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My Dear Friends,
Well, Ozzie and I both have new dos. And, I must say, we both look rediculous!
My new hair color is supposed to be just a little darker than blond. It is dark red. I look like an old hooker. When it was silver, I may have looked old, but now I look old and slutty.
Ozzie's new cut makes it look like he has a mullet. The mats were so bad on his sides, they had to shave them, but...
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I cant believe that I have actually played host to TWO greyhounds here tonight - when Daisy is coming tomorrow.
The greyhound I fell in love with last month, which gave rise to my having Daisy, had a friend staying - ARNIE!.....who was absolutely huge. Her owner brought them both! The meeting I have monthly at my house, to do with some work I do, is very informal, about eight of ...1 Recommendation12 Comments -
***I wrote this this morning. Not feeling well now but this stood on its own... enjoy....
I’m sitting here at the tire place. My brand new front tires went bald in only six months and 7,000 miles of driving. So I brought them back. I was expecting to get the runaround. Because first of all this is New Jersey and everybody is trying to screw you basically a...1 Recommendation9 Comments -
Ever have to take an anti-biotic that smells just like fart??
Makes you wonder if it would save you money by breaking wind into a bottle, and letting the gas condense into a liquid........ OMG, I can’t go any further with this! !
Gonna hurl....................
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In Which Halter Smokes A Cigarette Anyway And Walks The Dog And Is Bored To Pieces
Thursday, August 21, 2008 |
by: Halterbroke
I have only been couchbound for less than nine hours and I'm already really bad at it. I hate having to be chained to one place and I hate feeling sick and I REALLY hate being out of commission when I could be out doing stuff.
Especially after the SPECTACULAR burst of manic energy in the past couple of weeks. This has just truly Bitten The Big One.
So at six pm I got dressed a...1 Recommendation8 Comments -
I really got tired of the way that I look. So, I colored my goatee and eyebrows a light brown, ha! My eyebrows are blonde and don't show up too much, Now they are expressive, ha! Maybe this is mid-life crisis that I'm going through, I don't know. I am somewhat satisfied with the results. I've got to buy a new razor one of these days...when I get...1 Recommendation8 Comments
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None of that Sissy Stuff
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a
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When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
I am going to remember this always. That
should scare the hell out of those who would do me harm:)
I'm not going to worry about where I am or what I'm doing - if I feel in danger - I'm running and screaming in circles, arms waving wildly overhead - with no explanation.
At the very least this should confuse the ne...1 Recommendation11 Comments -
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
~Bernard Bailey
This one put a smile on my face this morning. Happy Monday!
Doug
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