Bipolar Disorder Support Group

1 - You keep talking to yourself. No I don't. Yes you do. Shut up!
2 - A clipboard hanging outside your padded cell that says Bipolar
3 - You mean aside from the suicidal lows, and the lunatic highs?
4 - I like this list and I hate this list
5 - You think this list sucks...no wait it's freakin' hilarious
6 - You are on a mission from God.
7 - You argue with yourself in different voices
8 - A giant rabbit named Frank teaches you how to travel through time.
9 - Women you've never heard of thank you for the wild time the night before.
10 - You refer to yourself as "my precious".
11 - You pay bus fare for your imaginary friend.
12 - You are a superhero.
13 - If you buy lots of puppies, then start a crusade with the local council to prevent anyone from owning more then one dog
14 - You have a wife and kids in three different cities.
15 - When you're asked how many dependants you have, you say 87.
Posted on 10/27/09, 03:10 am