What is Autism-Autism-Spectrum
Autism is classified as a neurodevelopmental disorder which manifests itself in markedly abnormal social interaction, communication ability, patterns of interests, and patterns of ...
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Thursday November 26, 2009
Funny Stories
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Things Got Ya Down?
Well Then, Consider These:
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide t...
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I'm sick of crying...I want to laugh again!
50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in...1 Recommendation9 Comments -
FORREST GUMP GOES to HEAVEN
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes toHeaven. He is at
The Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed,
And Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest,
It is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you.
I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast,
And we have been administerin...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out.
There's no trick or surprise. Really ... I mean that!
Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them... really.
Now, ARROW down (but not too fast, you might miss something).........
What is:
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went to k's last night. need to finish up at this new house, so i can have my social life back. lol. k is in a feeling sorry for himself slump which is rare. his dog has a crevice in her stomach about 2 inches deep and 2 inches circular. k stepped on a nail when they were digging the pond, but didn't go to the doctor. and his back tooth is ble...1 Recommendation7 Comments
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i am sooo congested, so i took the dm "non drowsy" and it knocked me out completely and now i am all out of it and i have THINGS i have to do! i think the bottles were switched because i took dm up north yesterday and nothing happened??? i'm also taking coldese tabs...its very hard to get anything real done all groggy and makes me want to just put on a bathing suit go do...1 Recommendation17 Comments
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Getting dogged: When your pet cheats on you Some cats and dogs ditch their owners for someone they like betterPhyllis DeGioia didn’t mean to become the other woman.
It started innocently, with a kind gesture. The Madison, Wis., woman offered to care for a friend's cat for nine months while the owner, Shalaby, was out of the country. DeGioia had every intention of returning t...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
Please forgive my spelling my spell cher is not working to night
I am not sure this should be listed as Funny oraTragic or listed as Breaking News.
but, It is a true story. Here is the Scoop.
Now, if Bigouie ever invites you to have lunch at her house, be sure and ask this very important question . WHAT ARE YOU SERVING???
If she says ( Tuna fish &nb...2 Recommendations9 Comments -
I finally slept well last night. I did get started on a painting, but once I got into it discovered how hard ... it would do much better, in oils, but I did watercolor. The kitten attacked relentlessly LOL ... chasing the pencil, the paintbrush, diddling with the water, shredding the paper towels, what a clown! I am so rusty.
I have much to do today, I'll try to be online later. Thank you for ...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
WANTED: a reviewer for marijuana dispensaries in colorado. lol.
Saturday, October 3, 2009 |
by: 79pounds
Medical marijuana is legal in Colorado, and testing the dispensaries that offer it could actually bring in a paycheck -- for real.
The Denver Westword is looking for a freelance writer to review the state's marijuana dispensaries. The ad asked, "Do you have a medical condition that necessitates marijuana? Do you have a way with words? If so, Westword wants you to join the ranks as our fr...1 Recommendation5 Comments
