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Saturday May 25, 2013
Funny Stories
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I was sitting at the computer, today, when three gentlemen came to the door. I mentioned it to my mother and she went and answered the door. Shortly thereafter, she came and told me that these three gentlemen had asked for me so I went to the door.
The three were from one of the world's largest denominations and they came to share the word. Little did they know, I no longer cons...
1 RecommendationAdvertisementI was sitting at the computer, today, when three gentlemen came to the door. I mentioned it to my mother and she went and answered the door. Shortly thereafter, she came and told me that these three gentlemen had asked for me so I went to the door.
The three were from one of the world's largest denominations and they came to share the word. Little did they know, I no longer cons...1 RecommendationThank the Lord and the doctor who examined me! The doctor said I was not bipolar II with rapid cycling, like I thought I was.
Yesterday, I was down and depressed. Even breathing seemed to be an effort. About 2 AM, this morning, I woke, after drinking wine four hours earlier! I was rested and awake. I snoozed off and on until 6 AM.
I got up, unloaded the d...1 Recommendation
6 CommentsI woke-up in great pain, this morning. Funny how as you get older, it seems the aches and pains get worst.
I spent the morning oiling my sewing machine and then learning how it all goes back together. I studied how the bobbin is held in place by a... a... a bobbin holder. I even learned how the top thread loops here and there to maintain tension. I think I did pretty good,...1 Recommendation2 CommentsI have been thinking of sitting on the side of the road with a street sign. How about this one?
No food/No money
Water on brain
Brain tumors
Scolliosis/Can't stand long
Degenerative Disc Disease
Depression/Bipolar
Half-Deaf/Tinnitus
Half-Blind
Arthritis
Denied Disability
Anything will help/God Bless1 Recommendation1 CommentThis may come as common knowledge to some of you and to others it might be amusing or even a revelation. But as some of you know, I have started sewing and for my first project, while I am teaching myself, I am sewing a king-size comforter for my bed. I can now take this learning experience, since I just reached a milestone, and tell you something I have learned.
First, in sewing, as ...1 Recommendation2 CommentsLast night, at 9:30, I started a composite picture of Janet Leigh as she appeared in the movie "Jet Pilot." She was so pretty, it is too bad more women are not that pretty. Then, when I was done, it was 1:00 AM! Where did the time go?
It is Monday, and that means washing my bedding. I washed my clothes the other day. I also need to commence looking for work, again.&n...1 RecommendationI was in the kitchen, preparing dinner, with mother when she realized that we were running low on Parmesan cheese.
“Is this bowl sufficiently sufficient to be sufficient," I asked her
“I think so," she replied.
“Well, if it is sufficiently sufficient to be sufficient then it should suffice!”1 Recommendation2 CommentsI've never been good with electronics, mathematics, science and other fact-based sciences. I'm just not a practical person. I was always the kid that came home from school minus a mitten and forgetting her homework. Ask me to turn out a 50 page English paper and I can blow it out of the water in no time flat. But anything to do with numbers? Forget it. This ha...1 Recommendation8 CommentsJOKE: WELCOME TO MY FACEBOOK WALL - leader of the insane//10 colleges get u ROI, no others
Sunday, May 12, 2013 |
by: 79pounds
JOKE:
"... average student loan balance for a 25-year-old is $20,326, according to the Federal Reserve of New York. Student debt is second largest source of U.S. household debt, after only mortgages. Bennett assessed the “return on investment” for the 3500 colleges and universities in the country.
He found that returns were positive fo...1 Recommendation
