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Tuesday September 16, 2014

Funny Stories

  • Thank the Lord that I am not...

    Saturday, December 29, 2012 | A Funny story

    Thank the Lord and the doctor who examined me!  The doctor said I was not bipolar II with rapid cycling, like I thought I was. 
    Yesterday, I was down and depressed.  Even breathing seemed to be an effort.  About 2 AM, this morning, I woke, after drinking wine four hours earlier!  I was rested and awake.  I snoozed off and on until 6 AM. 
    I got up, unloaded the d...

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  • Sew it is like this

    Monday, January 7, 2013 | A Funny story

    I woke-up in great pain, this morning.  Funny how as you get older, it seems the aches and pains get worst.
    I spent the morning oiling my sewing machine and then learning how it all goes back together.  I studied how the bobbin is held in place by a... a... a bobbin holder.  I even learned how the top thread loops here and there to maintain tension.  I think I did pretty good,...

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  • Sewing and Life

    Tuesday, January 22, 2013 | A Funny story

    This may come as common knowledge to some of you and to others it might be amusing or even a revelation.  But as some of you know, I have started sewing and for my first project, while I am teaching myself, I am sewing a king-size comforter for my bed.  I can now take this learning experience, since I just reached a milestone, and tell you something I have learned.
    First, in sewing, as ...

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  • Sufficency

    Tuesday, March 26, 2013 | A Funny story

    I was in the kitchen, preparing dinner, with mother when she realized that we were running low on Parmesan cheese.
    “Is this bowl sufficiently sufficient to be sufficient," I asked her
    “I think so," she replied.
    “Well, if it is sufficiently sufficient to be sufficient then it should suffice!”

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  • My Poor Son

    Tuesday, April 23, 2013 | A Funny story

           I've never been good with electronics, mathematics, science and other fact-based sciences. I'm just not a practical person. I was always the kid that came home from school minus a mitten and forgetting her homework. Ask me to turn out a 50 page English paper and I can blow it out of the water in no time flat. But anything to do with numbers? Forget it. This ha...

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  • JOKE - MAN AT HOME DEPOT

    Friday, November 1, 2013 | A Funny story

    MAN'S AGE, AS DETERMINED BY A TRIP TO HOME DEPOT 
    You are in the middle of a few projects at your home: putting in a new fence, painting the basement walls, putting in a new garden.   You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt and paint.   You have your old work clothes on.   You know the outfit -- shorts with the hole in the crotch, old T-shi...

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  • JOKE redneck and pet fish

    Saturday, December 14, 2013

    A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man,
    "May I see your fishing license please?"
    "Naw, sir," replied the redneck.    "I don't need none of them there papers.    These here are my pet fish."   
    "Pet fish!?!?" &nbs...

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  • "It's going to be in the 40's tomorrow.   And we Floridians are neither used to it, nor equipped to handle anything below the 40's!  (Actually below 80, i take out a coat). 
    My heart goes out to everyone who is enduring -14 degrees and worse!  wth?  Stay warm and safe!"
    S

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    3 Comments

  • was looking for this and then i found this under my facebook comments.  yay!  for some reason, half the stuff i share doesn't show up AGAIN on my page.  i have to go into activity to get it.  wth?  super annoying. 
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    "buying shit no one needs, with money you don't have, for relatives you don't really like that much."
    it could be worse.  you could have ...

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  • JOKE: So Jesus says: "Bro....don't do it to them"

    Saturday, September 6, 2014 | A Funny story

    JOKE:  so jesus says:
     
     
     
     
     
    Li

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