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Thursday October 30, 2014

Funny Stories

  • Feeling Good

    Friday, November 23, 2012 | A Funny story

    I was sitting at the computer, today, when three gentlemen came to the door.  I mentioned it to my mother and she went and answered the door.  Shortly thereafter, she came and told me that these three gentlemen had asked for me so I went to the door.
    The three were from one of the world's largest denominations and they came to share the word.  Little did they know, I no longer cons...

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  • Feeling Good

    Friday, November 23, 2012 | A Funny story

    I was sitting at the computer, today, when three gentlemen came to the door.  I mentioned it to my mother and she went and answered the door.  Shortly thereafter, she came and told me that these three gentlemen had asked for me so I went to the door.
    The three were from one of the world's largest denominations and they came to share the word.  Little did they know, I no longer cons...

    1 Recommendation

  • Thank the Lord that I am not...

    Saturday, December 29, 2012 | A Funny story

    Thank the Lord and the doctor who examined me!  The doctor said I was not bipolar II with rapid cycling, like I thought I was. 
    Yesterday, I was down and depressed.  Even breathing seemed to be an effort.  About 2 AM, this morning, I woke, after drinking wine four hours earlier!  I was rested and awake.  I snoozed off and on until 6 AM. 
    I got up, unloaded the d...

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    6 Comments

  • Sew it is like this

    Monday, January 7, 2013 | A Funny story

    I woke-up in great pain, this morning.  Funny how as you get older, it seems the aches and pains get worst.
    I spent the morning oiling my sewing machine and then learning how it all goes back together.  I studied how the bobbin is held in place by a... a... a bobbin holder.  I even learned how the top thread loops here and there to maintain tension.  I think I did pretty good,...

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    2 Comments

  • I have been thinking about a street sign

    Thursday, January 17, 2013 | A Funny story

    I have been thinking of sitting on the side of the road with a street sign.  How about this one?
    No food/No money
    Water on brain
    Brain tumors
    Scolliosis/Can't stand long
    Degenerative Disc Disease
    Depression/Bipolar
    Half-Deaf/Tinnitus
    Half-Blind
    Arthritis
    Denied Disability
    Anything will help/God Bless

    1 Recommendation

    1 Comment

  • Sewing and Life

    Tuesday, January 22, 2013 | A Funny story

    This may come as common knowledge to some of you and to others it might be amusing or even a revelation.  But as some of you know, I have started sewing and for my first project, while I am teaching myself, I am sewing a king-size comforter for my bed.  I can now take this learning experience, since I just reached a milestone, and tell you something I have learned.
    First, in sewing, as ...

    1 Recommendation

    2 Comments

  • Where did the time go?

    Monday, January 28, 2013 | A Funny story

    Last night, at 9:30, I started a composite picture of Janet Leigh as she appeared in the movie "Jet Pilot."  She was so pretty, it is too bad more women are not that pretty.  Then, when I was done, it was 1:00 AM!  Where did the time go?
    It is Monday, and that means washing my bedding.  I washed my clothes the other day.  I also need to commence looking for work, again.&n...

    1 Recommendation

  • Sufficency

    Tuesday, March 26, 2013 | A Funny story

    I was in the kitchen, preparing dinner, with mother when she realized that we were running low on Parmesan cheese.
    “Is this bowl sufficiently sufficient to be sufficient," I asked her
    “I think so," she replied.
    “Well, if it is sufficiently sufficient to be sufficient then it should suffice!”

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    2 Comments

  • My Poor Son

    Tuesday, April 23, 2013 | A Funny story

           I've never been good with electronics, mathematics, science and other fact-based sciences. I'm just not a practical person. I was always the kid that came home from school minus a mitten and forgetting her homework. Ask me to turn out a 50 page English paper and I can blow it out of the water in no time flat. But anything to do with numbers? Forget it. This ha...

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    8 Comments

  • Work! Work and More Work!

    Saturday, August 17, 2013 | A Funny story


    Hay! 
    Good Afternoon Ta Ya!  Yay, I doing some housework this afternoon...or at least trying too.  Just finished cleaning the kitchen and getting ready to start vacuuming.  The lady above is more like it!  I can only do so much without my back starting to ache.  But I thought I'd get as much done as I could. 
    Sure wish we had any type of lawn mower.  Goin...

    1 Recommendation