What is Amnesia
Amnesia (or amnaesia) is a condition in which memory is disturbed. The causes of amnesia are organic or functional. Organic causes include damage to the brain, through trauma or di...
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Tuesday November 24, 2009
Funny Stories
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I hope you all enjoy this!!
JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, 'I'm ...
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DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, THIS IS YOUR NEW CUBICLE
EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so...1 Recommendation3 Comments -
went to k's last night. need to finish up at this new house, so i can have my social life back. lol. k is in a feeling sorry for himself slump which is rare. his dog has a crevice in her stomach about 2 inches deep and 2 inches circular. k stepped on a nail when they were digging the pond, but didn't go to the doctor. and his back tooth is ble...1 Recommendation7 Comments
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i am sooo congested, so i took the dm "non drowsy" and it knocked me out completely and now i am all out of it and i have THINGS i have to do! i think the bottles were switched because i took dm up north yesterday and nothing happened??? i'm also taking coldese tabs...its very hard to get anything real done all groggy and makes me want to just put on a bathing suit go do...1 Recommendation17 Comments
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Getting dogged: When your pet cheats on you Some cats and dogs ditch their owners for someone they like betterPhyllis DeGioia didn’t mean to become the other woman.
It started innocently, with a kind gesture. The Madison, Wis., woman offered to care for a friend's cat for nine months while the owner, Shalaby, was out of the country. DeGioia had every intention of returning t...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
CARTOON of current social security situation & MICROSOFT windows 7
Thursday, May 14, 2009 |
by: 79pounds
We are currently in the middle of two wars, a recession, a health care crisis, a banking crisis, massive unemployment, global climate change and a swine flu outbreak, we’re eating, sleeping and breathing stress. Stress causes accidents in clusters, and accidents cause a higher death toll.
Cartoonists' take on Social Security.
i'm adding to this journal as i go along. ...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
"On June 6, police say a 16-year-old girl, who lives in the aforesaid home, heard the 34-year-old woman's screams and thought she was being attacked. It wasn't immediately clear how the woman and the teenager are related.
The girl rounded up some friends. Police say they went into the bedroom and beat the woman's 25-year-old companion with a baseball bat and punc...1 Recommendation3 Comments -
lobster out, JETBLUE has an unlimited air ticket, laurie s's father pulled out his thing in front of
Thursday, August 20, 2009 |
by: 79pounds
finally went out for lobster with k's two for one coupon. very cheap, around $35.00 for the two of us with drinks and cheesecake, it was a buy one get one and very nice, excellent food, beautiful salad bar. the help wasn't great, we discovered salad bar for all, after we finished, for some reason the waiter thought it was for steak dinners but not for lobster dinners (what an asshol...1 Recommendation3 Comments -
WANTED: a reviewer for marijuana dispensaries in colorado. lol.
Saturday, October 3, 2009 |
by: 79pounds
Medical marijuana is legal in Colorado, and testing the dispensaries that offer it could actually bring in a paycheck -- for real.
The Denver Westword is looking for a freelance writer to review the state's marijuana dispensaries. The ad asked, "Do you have a medical condition that necessitates marijuana? Do you have a way with words? If so, Westword wants you to join the ranks as our fr...1 Recommendation5 Comments -
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLDER WHEN:
When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
- When your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.
- When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest you.
- When you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
- When your wife says, "Let's go...1 Recommendation3 Comments
