What is Alcoholism
Alcoholism is a powerful craving for alcohol which often results in the compulsive consumption of alcohol, an addiction. The cause of this craving is heavily debated, but the most ...
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Sunday November 29, 2009
Funny Stories
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O.K. so there I was on a Saturday afternoon, minding my own business. I had done my errands and my housework and thought I would just relax and watch a stupid Saturday horror movie on the boob tube. Nothing that might make me think, just a good afternoon for a silly "B" type of horror movie.
I am laying down on the couch kinda dozing when in comes this kitty, preceeds ...
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Oh my! What a wonderful time Dan had yesterday. He and his friends headed off to the cinema, smiling ear to ear with a bag full of sweets with no additives (I'm not completely stupid lol). They arrived back for lunch, and Dan shut the door on Ben for a laugh. Ben just kept on running ........ through the pane of glass! Wow! What a noise! Dan's friends just froze. No one inside was injured...1 Recommendation9 Comments
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I'm sick of crying...I want to laugh again!
50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in...1 Recommendation9 Comments -
My Newly-Recorded "OCD/BFD" CD
A few weeks ago, I had called my mother who is 80 years old, and lives in Nebraska. We were discussing my coming home in the next few months. I told her that, because of my OCD,
travel was very difficult. (I will go see mom in any case; it just isn't at all easy). I gave her an update on my OCD - on how difficult it was at times
Mom was...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
Here is another one of my writings from about two years ago. Wow! Time sure does fly. I know it's probably not want many of you want to read, but hey, trying spending a year in a 10ft by 10ft prison cell also known as a barracks room in Korea. Too much time on my hands I know. LOL Enjoy!
- QuackedUp
How to Fart with Confidence
One of the weird...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
William told me the other day he has a new friend at school. Her name is Emma. He said when he asks her to play she always says "Not right now." Poor thing.
Last night he told me he thinks she's beautiful (his words).
5 minutes later he tells me he wants me to write her a "message" for him since he can't write. I knew what was coming but I pretended to listen carefully. ...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
I really got tired of the way that I look. So, I colored my goatee and eyebrows a light brown, ha! My eyebrows are blonde and don't show up too much, Now they are expressive, ha! Maybe this is mid-life crisis that I'm going through, I don't know. I am somewhat satisfied with the results. I've got to buy a new razor one of these days...when I get...1 Recommendation8 Comments
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There is an old Chinese curse which translates as “May you live in interesting times”. Oddly enough, we have the exact same wish in english, but it uses different words to convey the same sentiment: “May you live under the elephant's asshole”.
It was supposed to be my day off, but boss was tied up at the new store all day and called me in. I kept my mouth shut about...1 Recommendation11 Comments -
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
I am going to remember this always. That
should scare the hell out of those who would do me harm:)
I'm not going to worry about where I am or what I'm doing - if I feel in danger - I'm running and screaming in circles, arms waving wildly overhead - with no explanation.
At the very least this should confuse the ne...1 Recommendation11 Comments -
http://www.fmylife.com/
if you need a good laugh, just click on the link and read the posts on the page that comes up... i haven't explored the site further so i can't vouch for content, but I am ROFL.1 Recommendation6 Comments
