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Legend has it that when my parents were newly married, they went to the grocery store late at night one night and my daddy who was silly slyly snuck up to "my mother" and pooted on her and laughed & laughed.

The woman turned around and it was NOT my mother and my mother was down at the end of the isle and watched it unfold laughing her butt off. haha! Could you imagine a strange man coming up to you at a store and pooting on you? lol!

My mother was so embarrassed she kept tellin my daddy to get away from her and saying "I dont know you, shoo, shoo..get away from me".

If you intend to talk about SPECIFIC ass, will you please take this to a PM...

It doesn't matter what ASS we turn to, so long as it is an an ass with a power greater than our own. ....or something like.

Howtolive, you are WAY too funny on that one. And I'm quite offended that you will not let me speak of my personal relationship with my ass. Or something like that......................

wow great

It worked...I feel like shit

I stayed quiet fro fairly early yesterday.
You win Howto

brunt of jokes...

I have learned this is what is is...I mistakenly tried to put my AA ideals into it....it is not an AA board

I stand..slapped down and made fun of

much later

ML - would you lighten up!! Shit (appropriate for this post).

Although...you did use the word "shit" in your post as well, so I guess it is appropriate.

Now back to the colonic....

My wife and I went to a chili cook off on Friday night. OM. 12 different samples of chili, and the ones she (wife) didnt like she poured into my bowl. Being the gentleman that I am, I ate it too.

36 hours of gastrointestinal torment.

Hey! You! Over there! NICE ASS! :)

This is amazing. A thread about colon clense got more responses than those about the God almighty. I think God needs to start advertising with infomercials!

:-)

With hemorrhoids like this you expect an old man to laugh? Kiss off Preach!

I love you guys ever more dearly because you know that there is more to it than just being sober. The ability that one has to get in the middle of life and participate is far greater.

God, I think, loves laughter too. After all He is the one who created us, and we are created in his image. If you can't laugh, or get in it with others -- there is a problem that you ought to look at. You may be taking this whole thing too seriously.

I have been here with you 17 months and most of the time I am here you have encouraged me to laugh and get on with it. Check this newcomers -- I would be willing to bet that the folks who participated in this thread yesterday, are still more than sober right now!!! If you want what we have and are willing to go to any length to get it, you are ready to take certain steps!!

Seriously. We have laughed together on this thing, cried together, got angry together, were serious together. We never have to do this deal alone, and I'm glad about it!!!!!

Love you deeply,
Darrell

MindLight, Jack, and HowTo,

An aged hippy man, named John Muir, once wrote, "Come to kindly terms with your ass for it bears you." I just threw this in there for comic relief and to say that the ASS is so much the ass end of our jokes. I think it is a regal part of the anatomy that deserves serious respect! Don't you?

So, if someone calls you an "ASS," bear in mind the part of your body that bears you. You may find yourself saying, "Thank You!"

Wayne-