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Friday November 27, 2009

Funny Stories

  • WAITING FOR THE HURRICANES HANNAH AND IKE

    Friday, September 5, 2008 | A Funny story

    went to k's last night.  need to finish up at this new house, so i can have my social life back.  lol.  k is in a feeling sorry for himself slump which is rare.  his dog has a crevice in her stomach about 2 inches deep and 2 inches circular.  k stepped on a nail when they were digging the pond, but didn't go to the doctor.  and his back tooth is ble...

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  • DRAMA ON DS

    Monday, September 15, 2008 | A Funny story

    i am sooo congested, so i took the dm "non drowsy" and it knocked me out completely and now i am all out of it and i have THINGS i have to do!  i think the bottles were switched because i took dm up north yesterday and nothing happened???  i'm also taking coldese tabs...its very hard to get anything real done all groggy and makes me want to just put on a bathing suit go do...

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  • GETTING DOGGED: when your pet cheats on you lol

    Monday, September 29, 2008 | A Funny story

    Getting dogged: When your pet cheats on you  Some cats and dogs ditch their owners for someone they like betterPhyllis DeGioia didn’t mean to become the other woman.
    It started innocently, with a kind gesture. The Madison, Wis., woman offered to care for a friend's cat for nine months while the owner,  Shalaby, was out of the country. DeGioia had every intention of returning t...

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  • County Jail

    Sunday, October 12, 2008 | A Funny story

    Jail sucks. Ask me, I've been there 3 times (once for stealing a puppy, twice for driving without a driver's license.) Jail is dirty and disgusting. First time I was in here in SC there was pubic hair on the floor and that's where they had me sitting. There was a bench but the first girl in claimed it and she was sleeping on it, leaving me the floor.
    Last time I was in for just a...

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  • Missing the school bus

    Monday, October 27, 2008 | A Funny story

    It's 8:00 AM and I haven't been to bed get. Well, sort of, I have. I tried to fall asleep at 6:30 but the kids woke me up to ask me where stuff was. Then at 7:15 they woke me up again and said they missed the bus.
    I told them to call their father, I was too sleepy to drive. Their father said he was almost to work so the kids should call their grandparents. I don't want to depend on the...

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  • Progesterone Suppositories... How I love Thee... (sp??)

    Friday, November 14, 2008 | A Funny story

    Progesterone Suppositories... How I Love Thee
    By: Britany MacDonald
    Oh Progesterone Suppositories How I Love Thee...
    I love getting the "wonderful" pleasure of having to stick my finger up my "who ha" 6 times a day. In the morning when I first wake up, after lunch (gross to do it before) and my lovely bedtime treat.
    I love when I think I don't have them up there just fa...



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  • William & Emma

    Saturday, November 15, 2008 | A Funny story

    William told me the other day he has a new friend at school. Her name is Emma. He said when he asks her to play she always says "Not right now." Poor thing.
    Last night he told me he thinks she's beautiful (his words).
    5 minutes later he tells me he wants me to write her a "message" for him since he can't write. I knew what was coming but I pretended to listen carefully. ...

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  • Are women born this way? I think yes... maybe.

    Wednesday, June 24, 2009 | A Funny story

    I think this will make many of you smile!  Most men will probably agree that it's true.
    http://www.snotr.com/video/2630
    Enjoy your day!

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  • Happy Thursday :)

    Thursday, September 17, 2009 | A Funny story

    I finally slept well last night. I did get started on a painting, but once I got into it discovered how hard ... it would do much better, in oils, but I did watercolor. The kitten attacked relentlessly LOL ... chasing the pencil, the paintbrush, diddling with the water, shredding the paper towels, what a clown! I am so rusty.
    I have much to do today, I'll try to be online later. Thank you for ...

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  • WANTED: a reviewer for marijuana dispensaries in colorado. lol.

    Saturday, October 3, 2009 | A Funny story

    Medical marijuana is legal in Colorado, and testing the dispensaries that offer it could actually bring in a paycheck -- for real.
    The Denver Westword is looking for a freelance writer to review the state's marijuana dispensaries. The ad asked, "Do you have a medical condition that necessitates marijuana? Do you have a way with words? If so, Westword wants you to join the ranks as our fr...

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