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I HAVE HAD SOME VERY FUNNY ACCIDENTS IN MY LIFE . AL THOUGH I MAY HAVE BEEN HURT A LITTLE THE ACCUDENT IT SELF WAS FUNNY.
My mom and were sacking tupperware orders into big plactic bags. The bags were stapled to the top to a cardboad base. They were on the floor. Now if you step on these bags you will fall and bust your butt. and I did just that about 8 to10 times in a row with in about 30 minutes. These bags are slicker than banana peels and you will bust your butt hard. I now avoid plastic bags . and now hate Tupper ware. I get panic attacts if i even see a plastic bag. I was mowing our big yard with a big riding lawn tractor. I have mowed the yard 1000s of time. now this day I drove up an incline side ways and the tractor turned over and there I was stuck under the tractor . I was not hurt but I was stuck under this big heavy tractor for a few hours. It was just too heavy for me to lift off of me. I was home alone. I live out in the country . My dog would come and lick my face and bark at me evey few minutes. Help came and I survived ******************************************************************** I was dressed all in white getting ready to go some where and thought i would go out and move the water sprinlker out in the back yard. We have a little wheel chair ramp made out of wood . It was wet and the alge on it was very slippery and as took my firt step to walk down the short ramp my left leg slipped down the ramp and the right leg went back behind me. I was doing the most painful slpit act i can think of. I also hit my head on the concret patio. It was very hot out side. I was in the sun and I could not move. I thought my legs were broken amd maybe my head and also my arm . I lay there thinking i am going to die of a heat stroke or thirst . But just then the sprinkler came around . chick chick chick. I thought oh good I can at least get a drink . and I did every 3 minutes for about an hour as the sprinkler kept going around. I was soaked to the bone in my nice white clothes now wet and muddy. But then I thought I am going to be so sunburned ot maybe even be boiled by the time anyone finds me. I was hurt a little but not near as bad as I thought. I finaly got up enough courage to try to get my self up Not an easy thing to do when you are on a wet slippery ramp. I slipped down a few more times before I came up with an idea to try to crawl to safety. I made it and limped around for a few days after ******************************************************************* I was going to save $15.00 by running the TV cable line through my attic. So up in the attic I climbed up a built in ladder through the small opening ( attic access) the attic has a very low celing .I made my way to the other end of the dark attic balancing on rafter after rafter Like an Olympic champ on the balance beam. until my foot slipped off the beam and my leg went through the sheet rock and my other leg went through the sheet rock on the other side of the beam. OUCH OUCH OUCH pain pain pain!!! It knock the breath out of me. It had to be 140 degrees in the attic. I am home alone excep for the baby in his bed sleeping. I am pretty big gal and nobody knows that I am in the attic and no one can hear me if I call for help. I cant move .I am stuck with my legs spraddeling a beam. and both legs are through the sheet rock. My life flashesd before my eyes . I just know i am dumed and will not get out of that attic and I think if they do come to get me they will have to dismantal the roof of the house becaues they will not be able to get my big body back through the small attic opening that I came up through. I know if I do not get out of the attic I am going to die from the heat.. It took me an hour to get my legs free. I am not sure how I did it. I had fiber gass insulation all over me by the time I got my self free. Now to get back to the other side of the attic and get down the ladder. I am not the olympic champ I thought I was earlier. It is the agony of the defeat at this time. I am so hot i am soaked with sweat my hair is dripping. I guess being fat helps to not dehydrate too fast. The finish line is in sight . Now the dismount and getting down the ladder is next. Slowly I move step by step holding on for dear life, feeling like i am going to pass out any minute. gasping for air and wanting a drink of cold water. and wanting to feel solid ground under my feet. I hit ground and collaps on the floor of the garage. thankful to be alive. I don't do T V cable instalation any more. Posted on 05/22/09, 04:05 am |
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iv been in a few funny accidents too, mostly things that happened to me in jr high.
the first though happened when i was like 8 or 9 i got in to trouble with my parents and ran out side with my dad following me then i was running to go back in and disided to kick the head of a tulip off after that i took like 4 steps and fell to the ground cry my ankle hurt we went to the doctor and i had torn my akilies tendon end up in a cast for a few months but hey i kicked that tulip about 3 ft lol > so i guess more did happen to me when i was a kid lol the summer after i got the cast or my leg i was 9. i was at my best friends house and one of their slide wasnt very slippery and my mom had taught me to use wax paper to make a slide slipperyer. so i told my friend this and we got piece of wax paper and so did her sister and 2 younger brother. so all 5 of us kep going down the slide after a few times of every one going down it got preatty slippery it was about my 4 time going down and at the bottem i landed on my butt!!!! went back to the doctors and this time i had broken my tail bone lol so when i started school i had to sit on a pillow lol!!!! > ok fast forwarding to jr high it was my 8th grade year and i had gone to a few shows ( local bands trying to get noticed) i was at home one evening and listening to the radio as i cleaned with my mom when blue swaid shoes came on (i was really into elvis) i stoped what i was doing and started dancing (let the music flow through me lol) i lost my balence and landed on my hand (bad!) well i broke my wrist and had a pink cast on lol i mean really i must be a cluts or something who is so uncoridanted that they break their wrist. 
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dang i had another one posted with those but it didnt take maybe ill tell you guys later
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Hey come on people I am sure I am not the only one that can laugh about my accidents . We would love to hear your funny stories.
Today I went out to give my grandson's Pig fresh water . It has been so hot that pig goes through the water fast plus she bends down the edge of the big thick rubber water pan and spills most of the water out. So I check it two or three times aday If my grandson is not here to do it.. Well. today I go out and I am filling a small wadding pool with water for the pig to cool off in. She is behind me . I do not see her coming and all the sudden she is rubbing up against my leg very hard and pushes me over. I fall down in the pig pin. Now it is a very nice big pig pen with nice grass and lot so shade. But now I am an old lady and I can't get up very easy with out something to hold on to . I am not hurt But I do not like like PIG KISSES. This pig loves me. But she is getting very big and very strong. She is solad as a rock. She is about 150 pounds . Iout weigh her but I am old and not near as strong as she is. She was not meaning to hurt me . She just wanted me to play and hug her and rub her belly. Every time I tried to get up here she would come and push me down. Nothing more fun than a pig cold nosing you in the butt. I was laughing and yelling at her to get away . She does not mind very well yet. I was getting a little muddy because the water had made a big mud wallow. The pig spoted it and had a grand old time getting in that nice cool mud. I guess she thought I need to be a pig too so she very kindly rub up on me to share her mud. I keep pushing her away but she is so strong and big. She was not hurting me she just would not give me a chance to get up. I managed to get over to a tree and pull my self up. I was a mess mud from had to foot .I had my mud facial to day and my mud bath so I must be a beauty. Next itm I will take the pig stick with me. Do they have pig wrestling in the Olympics?
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The funnies accident was actually one that I witnessed and was not me myself. I was living with my aunt and we got two new kittens, making it a 5 cat household. Well one of the kittens is hyper-active, playful and mischevious. There is a basket that sits at the top of the stairs that she loves to climb into. One day she jumped into the basket, toppled it over and she the basket went tumbling down the stairs. She hopped up, looked around, then wandered off.
There was another time when I myself slipped on the stairs, bounced down to the landing on my butt, then hit the wall, knocking a picture frame off and on to my head. Luckily no real damage was done.
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