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Tuesday November 24, 2009

Funny Stories

  • A MEETING WITH JESS AND ARNIE......LOL

    Wednesday, March 19, 2008 | A Funny story

    I cant believe that I have actually played host to TWO greyhounds here tonight - when Daisy is coming tomorrow.
    The greyhound I fell in love with last month, which gave rise to my having Daisy, had a friend staying - ARNIE!.....who was absolutely huge.  Her owner brought them both!   The meeting I have monthly at my house, to do with some work I do, is very informal, about eight of ...

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  • Muddy Moose!

    Wednesday, May 7, 2008

    Okay I was getting back into jogging my path in the woods,on a cross country ski trail and I stopped to take a drink of water,put my hands on my knees (out of breath) looked up and two feet away was a BULL MOOSE! talk about scared shitless! It's atler's weren't that big but he didn't look all that friendly either. I ran home grabbed my H and camera and found the sucker again! I wa...

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  • Good Advice for the Ladies of DS

    Thursday, September 18, 2008 | A Funny story

    Tips for the ladies in year 2008
    1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
    2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
    3. Take life with a pinch of salt... toss it over your shoulder, and get on with your life!
    4. In need of a support group? - Lunch with the girls!
    5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
    6. When life gets you down - just put on your big gi...





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  • How to Fart with Confidence...

    Saturday, September 20, 2008 | A Funny story

    Here is another one of my writings from about two years ago.  Wow!  Time sure does fly.  I know it's probably not want many of you want to read, but hey, trying spending a year in a 10ft by 10ft prison cell also known as a barracks room in Korea.   Too much time on my hands I know.  LOL    Enjoy! 
    - QuackedUp
    How to Fart with Confidence
    One of the weird...


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  • Seismic activity in NW Ohio

    Wednesday, February 25, 2009 | A Funny story

    It hasn't been on the news but there has been an eruption of seismic activity in NW Ohio. The source of this activity has been traced to four women of the Stowers family.
    A 10 minute earthquake was caused Monday by the youngest member of the Stowers family, Kylie. The cause of the earthquake was an attempt by her mother and grandmother to give the young lady a bath! People in the Perrysburg ar...

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  • Affirmation for July 20, 2009: Bernard Bailey

    Monday, July 20, 2009 | A Funny story

    When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
    ~Bernard Bailey
    This one put a smile on my face this morning. Happy Monday!
    Doug
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  • Affirmation for September 18, 2009: Bob Wells

    Friday, September 18, 2009 | A Funny story

    For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
    ~Bob Wells
    I think I'd like to meet this guy. Happy Friday!
    Doug
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    2 Recommendations

    5 Comments

  • Affirmation for September 23, 2009: Calvin Trillin

    Wednesday, September 23, 2009 | A Funny story

    The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
    ~Calvin Trillin columnist (1935 - )
    Hope you're having a great day!
    Doug
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    6 Comments

  • Affirmation for October 9, 2009: Andy Rooney

    Friday, October 9, 2009 | A Funny story

    Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. 
    ~Andy Rooney US news commentator (1919 - )
    Hope you're having a great Friday!
    Doug
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    2 Recommendations

    6 Comments

  • How to deal with sickos in chat!

    Monday, October 26, 2009 | A Funny story

    Ok so this is what happened and it is sooo funny it had me crying with laughter!
    I was catting to my friend Dallas on Skype and she had this other guy on chat when out of nowhere he put his dick on his webcam and asks Dallas "Is my dick too small?"!!! WTF!
    So rather than just block him, she decides to fuck with his perverted head and introduces me as her friend who is 'an expert in p...

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